matts0226: OMG SPERMS ALL OVER MY FACE I CAN FEEL THEIR LITTLE TAILS
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Tag Archives: MattS
Mu
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matts0226: look, it’s mathcow!
matts0226: ?
Unix
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Matt: Some operating systems make it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. Unix makes it easy to blow away your head with a sawed-off shotgun.
Youth
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Sharon: Clearly you’re out of touch with today’s youth.
Matt: Of course. You go to jail for that.
Nested list
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matts0226: holy crap…
matts0226: i’m trying to create a nested list 32768 levels deep
Alan: ??
Alan: hahahaha
Alan: and?
matts0226: it’s done over 650 garbage collections
matts0226: over 800 now
Alan: holy crap
matts0226: i don’t know when it’ll finish
matts0226: it’ll probably destroy emacs
matts0226: i declare…this is quite a site to see though
matts0226: i’m probably killing the poor machine…maybe i shouldn’t have done this on andrew
Barefoot
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Matt: excuse me, i enjoy running around barefoot and pregnant.
Portraiture 7
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Portraits from a shooting studio session with Alan and Matt
Original format: JPEG (Nikon D50)
Portraiture 7
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Portraits from a shooting studio session with Alan and Matt
Original format: JPEG (Nikon D50)
OutOfMemoryError
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Alan: im curious… what happens if you catch an OutOfMemoryError
Alan: will the program just grind to a halt?
matts0226: possibly
matts0226: try it
Alan: i will sometime
Alan: 🙂
Alan: and just make a loop that creates objects
matts0226: yeah
matts0226: do it recursively
Alan: Object[] objs = new Object[Integer.MAX_VALUE];
matts0226: YES!
matts0226: that’d be great]
Alan: then for (int i=0; i
Finger
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matts0226: i got it by (i hate saying this)….fingering you
Alan: ah
matts0226: that’s…..so…..WRONG!
Alan: hmmm
matts0226: you kjnow you wanna finger sg2e
matts0226: go on…do it
Alan: what?
matts0226: you know you wanna finger sg2e
Alan: sg2e?
matts0226: yes
Alan: ok…
Alan: its just his info
Alan: nothing special
Alan: Stephen Garoff
Alan: physics
Alan: chem e
matts0226: yes
matts0226: OMG alan fingered garoff!
matts0226: that’s so nasty man!
Alan: lol
matts0226: you’re sick!
Alan: 😛
Alan: ill finger you next if you dont stop
matts0226: don’t come near me
Alan: 😛
matts0226: you must have done it before
Alan: *fingers msarnoff*
Alan: you have office hours? O.o
matts0226: er, yes
Alan: A- blood
matts0226: right
Alan: sex only when you dont have homework due
matts0226: and yes, i have homework due. don’t get any ideas
Alan: amazing what you can find out by fingering someone
matts0226: GOOD GOD
Alan: ?
matts0226: someone has an account with username “me”
matts0226: so you can type “Finger me”!