Evan: Slant 12!
Emily: Slant 13!
Madelyn: Ooh, let’s see if Evan catches THAT.
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Pitchfork
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Emily: Evan! “Pitchfork.” Italicized or not?
Alan: Is that a magazine?
Emily: Yeah, some hipster shit.
Evan: A regular old pitchfork? What kind of question is that? You’re fired.
Word
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Evan: One time Word told me “women” was misspelled.
Allison: Sexist f***s.
Compliments
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(Evan is returning from playing his cello)
Jennifer: You look nice!
(Evan continues walking and doesn’t respond)
Madelyn: He doesn’t listen to compliments.
Jennifer: You look horrible!
Layout
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Daniel: Hell, yeah.
Evan: Are you excited about layout?
Daniel: I’m excited I can use these images.
Evan: Well, I’m happy for you Daniel. So very happy.
Sense
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Evan: If the prefix ends in the same letter as the word, it has a hyphen. Like pre-existing.
Alan: That makes sense.
Evan: Sometimes the English language makes sense. It’s an anomaly, but sometimes.
Early
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Josh: All of my articles were through last night.
Evan: You can leave early!
Emily: Heh, no.
Evan: Well earlier than, say, Madelyn.
Nicole: Aw, that was so mean!
Yay
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Evan: Monotone yay. One, two, three.
Everyone: Yay.
Evan: Hooray. I’m so excited.
Trix
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Evan: Trix are for kids!
Emily: Trix are for whores.
Evan: What, in the next XXX show, women are eating Trix all sexy. Rubbing Trix cereal all over their bodies.
Cream cheese
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(Alex is reading a board ed)
Alex: Someone has cream cheese on this. Do I edit around the cream cheese? “Cream cheese question mark?”
Greg: This can probably be taken out.
Evan: STET. Let it stand.