Mars: This is *not* what I’m trying to accomplish — people taking off their underwear for my pastries
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Category Archives: Quotes
Food
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Madelyn: What’s the most multi-taskable food?
Greg: An IV drip?
Anna: A horse feed bag!
Thomas
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Dan: The new children’s show: Thomas the Siege Engine
Game Selection
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(Trying to decide between Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash)
Keith: Lying is more fun than getting killed
Hand
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(There’s a Quiplash prompt about Trump’s hand)
Ian: It’s probably not a big hand
Professor
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Quiplash prompt: The worst person to accidentally add to a group text about your love life
Answers: Your Ex or My PhD Advisor
Dan: What if they’re both?
Love
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Greg: The dental hygienist asked me, “Did you find love at CMU?”
Ian: Yes, my abstract love for computers
Assistant
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Alan: That’s why they name virtual assistants things you wouldn’t normally say. So you don’t unintentionally say their names in conversation.
Ian: My mind went to a bad place. Like “What’s a name nobody would have? Oh, Hitler! They should name it Hitler.”
Mars: Wouldn’t make it past marketing.
Worm
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(Blather Round accepts “work” when the answer is “worm”)
Greg: That’s a strange way to talk about work
Dan: I love my deadlines creeping along the surface
Delicious
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Dan: Revenge is delicious, just like my head