Ian: Man, rats or turkeys?
Mars: What a conundrum, Ian
Keith: I saw a turkey from my car
Mars: I had three turkeys the other day serenading my guinea fowl
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Poop
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Alan: Isn’t human poop not a fertilizer?
Mars: No. Only animals that eat a vegetarian diet.
Kayleigh: Vegetarian poop though, and vegan poop.
Tim: That sounds like it’s a poop substitute.
M&Ms
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(The drawful drawing is a shooting video game with small-looking targets)
Mars: Alan, you were “toddler hunt”?!
Tim: It’s just giving them M&Ms efficiently. It’s okay.
Tamagotchi
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(Talking about having Tamagotchis in class)
Mars: I had a teacher that would confiscate them and hang them from the ceiling. You could hear them die.
Sun
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(Playing Drawful)
Mars: I couldn’t figure out what the turkey was. I thought it was some sort of deformed sunshine.
Cheerios
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(Mars is talking about taking their dogs to the vet)
Mars: We were afraid they were going to cut off their cheerios
Alan: Wait what?
Mars: Since Tristan loves cheerios, there are cheerios all over the floor…
Alan: Ohhh, literal cheerios
Tim: I thought that was going to be a euphemism
Organizing
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Alan: So who’s organizing dinner?
Mars: We’re playing Scrabble, so you are.
Greg: And I want to go to the gym.
Mars: And we want to go see Frozen. Get to it.
Ian: Yeah. Start filming Frozen!
Juice
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Ian: The Sesame Street juice boxes are a lie. They don’t contain the juices listed on the front.
Mars: Like Elmo?
Ian: Yeah. The Elmo one doesn’t contain Elmo juice.
Subtitles
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Ian: I wish this was subtitled but I guess this is live…
Mars: Actually, let me show you this.
Mars: Every week, we have to subtitle ourselves.
Ian: Do you have to subtitle what you’re actually saying?
Tights
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Mars: At least tights aren’t fashionable anymore.