Alan: So who’s organizing dinner?
Mars: We’re playing Scrabble, so you are.
Greg: And I want to go to the gym.
Mars: And we want to go see Frozen. Get to it.
Ian: Yeah. Start filming Frozen!
Ian: The Sesame Street juice boxes are a lie. They don’t contain the juices listed on the front.
Mars: Like Elmo?
Ian: Yeah. The Elmo one doesn’t contain Elmo juice.
Ian: I wish this was subtitled but I guess this is live…
Mars: Actually, let me show you this.
Mars: Every week, we have to subtitle ourselves.
Ian: Do you have to subtitle what you’re actually saying?
Mars: At least tights aren’t fashionable anymore.
(Discussing the pancake problem)
Mars: Can we make malicious pancakes when we get home?
Ian: Instead of blueberries you add malace.
Mars: What aisle of the supermarket is the malace in?
Keith: I’m not sure Giant Eagle has that.
Greg: Oh they do.
Alan: Mars, are you getting married yet?
Mars: Puppy first
Al-Tim: What you need is an illegitimate puppy so you have to hide it and hurry up and get married.
Ian: What’s this?
Al-Tim: It’s kind of hush hush. If people knew they had a puppy it could ruin them.
Alan: Mars, you need to make us a Marielamobile
Mars: What’s that?
Dan: It’s a car that drives around dispensing bio info. It’s like an ice cream truck. Biologists run up to it, a little terminal pops out, and they get their information.
Alan: i want a marielamobile…
Alan: i have no idea what the hell that is
Alan: but meh
Alan: i like the sound of it
Dan: it’s obviously a mobile made by mariela, which means… but it doesn’t work, because i can’t ride a cell phone to your room
Alan: XD hahaha
Alan: or it could be a car made by mars
Alan: which would work
Dan: perhaps, tho you wouldnt’ just call it a mobile… cuz like… u gots ta tack teh auto on there
Mariela: so…i need to make you guys a car?
Mariela: you DO know i’m in MCS, not like…Honda college
Alan: but mcs secretly stands for mariela’s car school
Alan: so you must be able to make cars
Mariela: no, sorry
Mariela: i cant even pass the theoretical test