(Talking about runs on Twinkies)
Madelyn: Emily banned Twinkies in the office.
Emily: They’re still banned!
Madelyn: Maybe Josh won’t ban them when he’s EIC.
Josh: I don’t think I can ban something that doesn’t exist anymore. No triceratops allowed!
Madelyn: I only get four years of waved tuition.
Michael: “Only”?! I want four years of waved tuition.
Emily: You should have come out of a professor’s womb, Michael.
Alan: Isn’t Madelyn’s dad the professor?
Emily: You should have come out of a womb that married a professor.
Emily: You have Mormon cousins?
Madelyn: I have three Mormon cousins and one ex-Mormon cousin.
Emily: That’s more Mormon cousins than I thought you had.
Madelyn: Emily should just say there is no news section this week.
Josh: We should just have a color by numbers on the first three pages.
Madelyn: No. No, no, no, no. No! No, no, no, no!
Anna: What is it?
Madelyn: I’m just going to ignore copy here. They don’t understand that “aflcio” is the actual username on Flickr, so they want me to capitalize and hyphenate it.
Madelyn: I feel vindicated.
Josh: You’re about to wake up.
Evan: Slant 12!
Emily: Slant 13!
Madelyn: Ooh, let’s see if Evan catches THAT.
Alan: Babies are beef.
Josh: Wouldn’t they be veal?
Madelyn: I don’t think our babies are fat enough to be veal. We need 50s babies where we fed them Karo syrup for 6 months.
Madelyn: My back hurts so much.
Emily: If Jonathan was here he could give you a massage.
Madelyn: No he couldn’t, because I would hit him.
Emily: You don’t like back massages?
Madelyn: I don’t like back massages.
Emily: And yet your back hurts.
Madelyn: And yet my back hurts. They could be related, or they could be completely unrelated
(Evan is returning from playing his cello)
Jennifer: You look nice!
(Evan continues walking and doesn’t respond)
Madelyn: He doesn’t listen to compliments.
Jennifer: You look horrible!