Madelyn: What’s the most multi-taskable food?
Greg: An IV drip?
Anna: A horse feed bag!
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Nöel and Madelyn
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Twinkies
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(Talking about runs on Twinkies)
Madelyn: Emily banned Twinkies in the office.
Emily: They’re still banned!
Madelyn: Maybe Josh won’t ban them when he’s EIC.
Josh: I don’t think I can ban something that doesn’t exist anymore. No triceratops allowed!
Womb
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Madelyn: I only get four years of waved tuition.
Michael: “Only”?! I want four years of waved tuition.
Emily: You should have come out of a professor’s womb, Michael.
Alan: Isn’t Madelyn’s dad the professor?
Emily: You should have come out of a womb that married a professor.
Mormons
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Emily: You have Mormon cousins?
Madelyn: I have three Mormon cousins and one ex-Mormon cousin.
Emily: That’s more Mormon cousins than I thought you had.
Color
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Madelyn: Emily should just say there is no news section this week.
Josh: We should just have a color by numbers on the first three pages.
No
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Madelyn: No. No, no, no, no. No! No, no, no, no!
Anna: What is it?
Madelyn: I’m just going to ignore copy here. They don’t understand that “aflcio” is the actual username on Flickr, so they want me to capitalize and hyphenate it.
Emily: No.
Anna: No.
Madelyn: I feel vindicated.
Josh: You’re about to wake up.
Slant
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Evan: Slant 12!
Emily: Slant 13!
Madelyn: Ooh, let’s see if Evan catches THAT.
Veal
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Alan: Babies are beef.
Josh: Wouldn’t they be veal?
Madelyn: I don’t think our babies are fat enough to be veal. We need 50s babies where we fed them Karo syrup for 6 months.
Daniel: Kerosene?!
Massage
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Madelyn: My back hurts so much.
Emily: If Jonathan was here he could give you a massage.
Madelyn: No he couldn’t, because I would hit him.
Emily: You don’t like back massages?
Madelyn: I don’t like back massages.
Emily: And yet your back hurts.
Madelyn: And yet my back hurts. They could be related, or they could be completely unrelated