Alan: And there’s the 3D Grilled Cheese Steakburger.
Greg: Of course it’s 3D. What kind of advertisement is that? Unless they steamroll it before they serve it to you…
(Talking about runs on Twinkies)
Madelyn: Emily banned Twinkies in the office.
Emily: They’re still banned!
Madelyn: Maybe Josh won’t ban them when he’s EIC.
Josh: I don’t think I can ban something that doesn’t exist anymore. No triceratops allowed!
(Anna is making waffles)
Emily: It smells like BUTTER!
Anna: I’m SORRY! I try to do something nice for you and all you do is complain.
(Looking at all the forks on the table)
Marina: Just work your way in.
Dan: Oh right. My soup fork, my salad fork…
(Discussing the pancake problem)
Mars: Can we make malicious pancakes when we get home?
Ian: Instead of blueberries you add malace.
Mars: What aisle of the supermarket is the malace in?
Keith: I’m not sure Giant Eagle has that.
Greg: Oh they do.
(Ordering from eXtreme Pizza)
Mattt: Click on the snowboard!
Mattt: What? It brings you to a list of states?
Ally: It says “Order online”
Mattt: I’m not reading. I’m looking at the snowboard.
Charles: Huge, huge, how big is the huge?
Mark: They switch from inches to feet.
Ally: That’s what she said?
Alan: Why are mushrooms so good? I love mushrooms.
Greg: Well, they probably don’t love you back. Because they are plants.
Alan: Except they’re not actually plants.
Greg: They’re fungi. Even worse.
(Complaining about the food again)
Patrick: If you complain, provide Christa with phone numbers of people to call.
Evan: My mother.
Patrick: If your mother provides food, we will provide ads in the paper.
Adam: This isn’t the most efficient use of my time… get up, grab a chip, sit back down…