(Playing You Don’t Know Jack and one of the possible responses for “I roll, pitch, and yaw” is “kitten”)
Alan: You can also pitch them
Dan: They don’t like it, but you sure can
Keith: But do kittens yaw?
Dan: That’s how they keep landing feet side down
(Ian’s talking about how he likes getting his blood pressure taken and compares it to a massage chair)
Keith: Are you sure that was a massage chair and not an iron lung?
(Trying to decide between Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash)
Keith: Lying is more fun than getting killed
Keith: You know how ice cold beer makes you wanna cheer
Tim: Well, everything’s going to be ice cold in Buffalo
Ian: Man, rats or turkeys?
Mars: What a conundrum, Ian
Keith: I saw a turkey from my car
Mars: I had three turkeys the other day serenading my guinea fowl
Keith: I think Ian’s probably pretty good at basketball
Ian: I don’t
(A jackbox game asks about books Gillian Flynn wrote, and Keith gets it right.)
Keith: Yeah, I’m just a Gillian Flynn expert. He or she is just such a great author.
(Talking about food differences between the US and the UK)
Keith: I guess I’m understanding that brits just don’t eat food
(Playing Survive the Internet, and Keith’s entry is “I’ve never been on a date with Ian”)
Greg: What was your prompt for that one?
Keith: “What’s a lie that everybody tells?”
Ian: Wait…
