Keith: My peppers are starting to change color
Ian: Is that good or bad?
Keith: Mmm hmm
Tag Archives: KeithB
Dumpster
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Keith: I’m getting a dumpster tomorrow
Tim: Adopting?
Keith: Yes
Keith: I’ll feed it lots of junk and it’ll be happy and healthy
Tim: Sounds like my kids
Mars: Same here
Kittens
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(Playing You Don’t Know Jack and one of the possible responses for “I roll, pitch, and yaw” is “kitten”)
Alan: You can also pitch them
Dan: They don’t like it, but you sure can
Keith: But do kittens yaw?
Dan: That’s how they keep landing feet side down
Massage
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(Ian’s talking about how he likes getting his blood pressure taken and compares it to a massage chair)
Keith: Are you sure that was a massage chair and not an iron lung?
Game Selection
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(Trying to decide between Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash)
Keith: Lying is more fun than getting killed
Cold
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Keith: You know how ice cold beer makes you wanna cheer
Tim: Well, everything’s going to be ice cold in Buffalo
Rats or Turkeys
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Ian: Man, rats or turkeys?
Mars: What a conundrum, Ian
Keith: I saw a turkey from my car
Mars: I had three turkeys the other day serenading my guinea fowl
Basketball
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Keith: I think Ian’s probably pretty good at basketball
Ian: I don’t
Author
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(A jackbox game asks about books Gillian Flynn wrote, and Keith gets it right.)
Keith: Yeah, I’m just a Gillian Flynn expert. He or she is just such a great author.
Food
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(Talking about food differences between the US and the UK)
Keith: I guess I’m understanding that brits just don’t eat food