Alan: lol
Alan: i dont know what a bachelor’s party involves anyway
Zeke: I guess I did one for a friend in Arizona
Zeke: We just stayed up all night in the desert though
Zeke: And ate the groom
Alan: um
Alan: wat
Zeke: The bride couldn’t marry him until we pooped him out again
Zeke: That’s legal in Arizona though because it was a man poo
Alan: -_-
Alan: if the bride ate him would it still be a man poo?
Alan: does the gender follow the consumee or the consumer?
Zeke: Well, you are what you eat
Zeke: So I think she becomes male
Zeke: And then she can’t gay marry her man poo groom

Zeke: you worked pretty well on that level builder yesterday
Zeke: and then on my mom last night
Alan: i see
Alan: hot
Zeke: I can’t decide which code you more hastily banged out last night
Zeke: the PHP or the DNA
Alan: well, given how much your mom has sex, it took an awful long time to get her finished
Alan: so i think the PHP was faster
Zeke: sadly, both of those formats are really good at encouraging stupidity to multiply

Zeke: blow?
Zeke: watching that now
Alan: i love this video so much
Zeke: haha the random unicorns are great
Zeke: AHHHH RAINBOW BEAMS
Zeke: YES
Alan: the unicorns bleed rainbows when shot
Alan: 😀
Zeke: that’s what I meant
Zeke: this is the best thing I’ve seen leaving someone’s body in a music video since Katy Perry’s whipped cream cannon tits

Alan: such a fan of kelly’s stronger video 🙂
Alan: i assume ive sent this to you before
Zeke: actually I haven’t seen this
Zeke: her bed feels warmer sleeping alone?
Alan: you hadnt heard the song yet?
Zeke: This confirms what I’ve suspected about Kelly for a long time
Zeke: specifically….
Zeke: that she is a reptile

Alan: salad, turkey/veggie burgers, blackberries
Alan: om nom nom nom
Zeke: you always IM me when I’m getting hungry
Alan: go eat
Zeke: since you haven’t IMed in a couple of days
Zeke: I’m almost dead now

Averto Laboris: although venus’s day is longer than its year
SoAL Gilder: how long is its year?
Averto Laboris: 224.7 days
Averto Laboris: its day is 243 earth days
Averto Laboris: no wonder women are from venus
Averto Laboris: it’s the only planet whose periods are all messed up