Tears

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(Emily is complaining about an article in Forum to Josh)
Emily: It made me want to cry.
Celia: It’s okay. He gets it.
Emily: I’m motivating him!
Jonathan: Apparently smelling tears lowers testosterone.
Emily: I’m going to cry and you’ll die!
(The discussion goes to how women supposedly find men more attractive when they’re sweaty.)
Celia: I like my men to work out in secret. And come to me freshly showered.

Flail

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(Michael walks up to the photo computer, where Celia is editing photos)
Celia: Hello dear.
Michael: Rar
(Michael reaches for the keyboard)
Celia: No.
Michael (flailing): Grah rar rah, grah rar rah, grah rar rah, grah rar rah.
Celia: Fine, here.

Heart

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Celia: Emily, Michael says you have no heart.
Emily: Aww, thanks Michael. You understand me! That’s why I’m your protege.
Michael: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Emily: That’s why I’m your child? Your spawn of demons? Your demon spawn?