(Playing Fixytext and one of the words is “KEITH”)
Tim: Okay Keith…. are you going to be on Keith duty or non-Keith duty?
Keith
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Author Archives: Alan V
Faces
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Tim: I like that my faces are going different ways
Shirt
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Dan: Okay, give me a second… I have to finish tapping the shirt
Tea
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Tim: What’s the second best thing that’s happened to you this year?
Ian: Um um um
Ian: I had barley tea just now
Ian: I have a very short memory
Eevee
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Alan: There’s a new Eevee Pokemon TCG set
Greg: E-vee!
Greg: Now they have F-vee and G-vee
Greg: When they get to R-vee they’re gonna have problems… it’s just a big bus
Cake
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Alan: We ask each other “made from or intended for?”. Like cat food, made from or intended for cats? Coffee cake, made from or intended for coffee?
Ian: Cat food is food you eat while also eating a cat
Ian: I mean, if you follow the logic of coffee cake
Mars: I try to buy duck food, and they try to sell me dog food made from ducks
Kittens
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(Playing You Don’t Know Jack and one of the possible responses for “I roll, pitch, and yaw” is “kitten”)
Alan: You can also pitch them
Dan: They don’t like it, but you sure can
Keith: But do kittens yaw?
Dan: That’s how they keep landing feet side down
Sonic
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Greg: There’s Sonic and Super Sonic. They should have Sub-Sonic. He just walks everywhere.
Book
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Marina: Marina is reading
Mars: What are you reading?
Marina: Books
Jello
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Alan: What’s aspic?
Tim: It’s jello made of meat
Ian: Isn’t jello already made of meat?
Tim: More made of meat