Babies

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Kayleigh: So it turns out quokkas don’t throw their babies at their enemies
Everyone: What are quokkas?
Kayleigh: An Australian marsupial
Greg: I think the only entity I know who throws their kids at enemies is Donald Trump

Cheerios

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(Mars is talking about taking their dogs to the vet)
Mars: We were afraid they were going to cut off their cheerios
Alan: Wait what?
Mars: Since Tristan loves cheerios, there are cheerios all over the floor…
Alan: Ohhh, literal cheerios
Tim: I thought that was going to be a euphemism