Greg: There’s Sonic and Super Sonic. They should have Sub-Sonic. He just walks everywhere.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Book
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Marina: Marina is reading
Mars: What are you reading?
Marina: Books
Jello
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Alan: What’s aspic?
Tim: It’s jello made of meat
Ian: Isn’t jello already made of meat?
Tim: More made of meat
Group
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(Talking about Ocean’s Eleven)
Dan: It’s weird because it’s a group project where everybody did something
Ian: I haven’t seen the original with Frank Sinatra but I’m pretty sure not everyone did something in that one
Greg: Everyone’s trying to break into the vault and Frank Sinatra is just like “I have to sing this song”
Massage
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(Ian’s talking about how he likes getting his blood pressure taken and compares it to a massage chair)
Keith: Are you sure that was a massage chair and not an iron lung?
Hot Fairies
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Mars: Self selecting for ‘hot fairies’ makes sense… you wouldn’t want tepid fairies
Kids’ Menu
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Marina: It’s for kids, but…
Dan: I’d just have to be like… I am four children
Daddy
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Dan: I’m not even buying Scrub Daddies… what chance does a dude wipe have?
Ian: Is there a reason I want my sponges to be gendered?
Pastries
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Mars: This is *not* what I’m trying to accomplish: people taking off their underwear for my pastries
Food
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Madelyn: What’s the most multi-taskable food?
Greg: An IV drip?
Anna: A horse feed bag!