Tim: You’re okay with cremation? Not right now, but eventually
Ian: Is that an option? Can I get cremated right now?
Mars: It’s called something different if you’re living
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Author Archives: Alan V
Snakes
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Tim: I like that the problem with the snake pedicure is that the snakes weren’t being paid enough
Match
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Dan: I guess the question is, who would win in a competitive match? Luxembourgers or three year olds?
Parasol
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Ian: Were you one of those women who carried a parasol?
Marina: No
Dan: *I* was one of those women who carried a parasol
Iceburg
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Dan: An iceburg is just a free-range glacier
Picnic
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Tim: I hate it when I’m at a picnic and there’s food there
Greg: I came all the way out here to enjoy some ants
Neuroplasticity
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Karl: My brain uses microplastics now, instead of neurotransmitters. It’s great!
Jeff: That’s neuroplasticity!
Weekend
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Ian: Back in the 90s they didn’t have weekends
Shape
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Dan: I love walking into 7-11 and getting me a tall glass of shape
Peppers
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Keith: My peppers are starting to change color
Ian: Is that good or bad?
Keith: Mmm hmm