Anna: Cats cats cats! Crazy cat lady.
(Allison turns around)
Allison: Oh, sorry. I thought I was being addressed.
Daniel: Sorry I’m promoting creativity in Pillbox.
Allison: And not in SciTech?
Daniel: “Case of the lost peptide”?
Allison: I just want a gin and tonic with every page I edit.
Alan (to Daniel): You should never cut your hair again until it trails on the ground behind you.
Allison: Oh man, I wish you were a hippy. Then we could smoke weed and lay out our pages together.
Allison: I have so many questions today. I feel like Greg.
Emily: Reading a not-Tartan, I see. Slut.
Allison: I’m looking up events *for* the Tartan.
Evan: One time Word told me “women” was misspelled.
Allison: Sexist f***s.
Allison: Guess what I had for breakfast?
Allison: Samoas. I was like, hm… I can have cereal or Girl Scout cookies.
Daniel: I love how people still stick gum to the bottom of desks.
Allison: It gives me hope for the future generations.