Work

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Greg: I don’t have to work for the next nine days
Austin: I don’t have to work for the next nine days either
Greg: Wait. Where are you going?
Austin: I mean, I don’t *have* to work for the next nine days

Coffee

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(Playing Fibbage, and a question comes up about how a king was proving coffee was bad by making someone drink it every day)

Tim: Look at what great shape our country is in, with everyone having coffee every day