Greg: I don’t have to work for the next nine days
Austin: I don’t have to work for the next nine days either
Greg: Wait. Where are you going?
Austin: I mean, I don’t *have* to work for the next nine days
(Playing Fibbage, talking about the prime minister playing Pokemon Go)
Kayleigh: Who knows how many pokemon are in parliament?
Ian: That’s my excuse when I break in!
Alan: Ohio has an… eye?
Tim: Yeah. It’s the third letter
Michael: Alaska knows how to distribute vaccines to populations pretty well because there was a movie about it
(Playing Role Models, Tim’s animal defense mechanism is “Being eaten by a bear”)
Ian: Being inside a bear is the best defense
Ian: Puerto Rico two: Vengeance of bears!
Ian: Keith, if you see Dan wandering around downstairs, he might be wandering around downstairs.
Ian: That’s like when you put two mirrors next to each other and you’re like, “Whoa infinite Ians!”, except instead of infinite Ians, you’re in an aquarium.
(Playing Fibbage, and a question comes up about how a king was proving coffee was bad by making someone drink it every day)
Tim: Look at what great shape our country is in, with everyone having coffee every day