Adam: There is no humanitarian benefit in math. This is why people can’t get grants from the NSF. People apply to the NSF and the benefit is, “This is cool shit guys!”
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Art
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Adam: My art isn’t good enough until people disagree with it.
Later…
Adam: Explain to me how splatters on a canvas is art. Does it represent how random life is? Because I can make up bullshit too.
Ticklish
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*Scorri tickles adrake’s knee
adrake: Eep!
scorri: I found where adrake is ticklish!
adrake: I’m only tickish once.
teisenbe: Because afterward we break your kneecap.
Razzyfresh
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teisenbe: You should come to razzy.
scorri: No! Besides, I’m meeting my mother for lunch.
teisenbe: You should come to razzy.
scorri: No!
teisenbe: You should bring your mother to razzy.
scorri: No! …yes.
Saran wrap
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*Alan ties a CtFwS armband around adrake’s head over his eyes
adrake: This is the world’s worst blindfold.
glisson: I can think of worse. Saran wrap.
teisenbe: Saran wrap is a good blindfold. They stop seeing after a while.
Later…
scorri: I just got the saran wrap. Bad teisenbe. No killing.
Margaret: teisenbe, I have to agree with scorri here. You’re not allowed to kill people unless I tell you you can.
Resume
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bswolf: scorri should do a bblum resume. Put her name and 410.
The Fence
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Alan: Wait, did KGB take the fence?
teisenbe: Yeah, we prevented occupy. KGB rules with an iron fist.
Resume
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teisenbe: I gave sully’s resume to Jane Street, not realizing he had interviewed with them already. I just wanted schwag. Then they started asking me questions about the resume. I just gave noncommital answers. Like, they asked me about my time in compilers. “I could have written a compiler. Yeah”