Christa: We’re going to hand out Tartans and donuts. And be like, “Hey, here’s The Tartan. And some food. Correlate the two. Love.”
Christa: It’s so early! We did so good!
Christa: So good!
Emily: I’m going to punch you in the ovaries.
Christa: Has anyone tried jelly on top of cream cheese?
Daniel: My dad does that. He’s a happy guy.
Allison: I really want to meet your parents. Not in a creepy way.
Michael: It’s how to reconstruct the Tartan if there’s nothing but the constitution and bylaws.
Madelyn: It’s like the Tartan apocalypse. Everyone on the Tartan quits because of the Pillbox cover.
(Allison turns around looking horrified.)
Christa: The look on Allison’s face was awesome.
Emily: If anyone is free to compile the calendar… Christa, what are you doing over there?
Christa: Looking at the budget.
Emily: That’s funny. We don’t have a budget. Convenient story.
Christa: They’re not children, they’re just far away! What do you want? Do you want me to put beards on them?