Alan: What (homework) problem you working on?
Keith: n
Alan: Where n is small?
Keith: No, where n is irrational.

Alan: I’m bad at these.
Keith: I’m bad too. We’re all bad. Let’s have a bad party.

Alan: Did you use t at all in the open of the application judgement?
Keith: I don’t know.
Alan: Didn’t you do it already?
Keith: I don’t know, I don’t know. I have no context. It’s like I’ve been closure-converted and my closure is out on the heap. I’m just code that has invalid references. … … …

Keith: If the homework was a 100% rating, the test was about 20%.
Alan: No, I don’t think it was 4/5 easier… a little more than that.
Keith: Well maybe my percentages are on a logarithmic scale.

Alan: Look at how easy source transformation makes this! It makes me happy.
Keith: I wish we could all be like you.
Alan: … No, no you really don’t.