Ian: We should make a startup for jumping onto your face. Think of all the things that could clamp on to your head.
Al-Tim: True. Like…
(Talking about a startup that shoves cucumbers up people’s noses)
Ian: I’d invest my own money in that.
Al-Tim: How much?
Ian: Five bucks.
Al-Tim: Is that five bucks per cucumber?
Al-Tim: Or per nose? No, you already agreed to cucumber. So I’m just going to find one very desperate person. We’ll put it on the internet. People will be able to choose which organic, local farm they get the cucumber to shove up that person’s nose.
(Talking about a potential game where you’re driving the Google bus running over locals)
Al-Tim: Someone should make this game. Go, run over all the locals. Do it again tomorrow, except now all the locals are angry, so now they all have bears.
Ian: That’s what missing from protests: bears. If we could train bears to hold signs, protesting would be so much better.
Al-Tim; Dammit. I wanted to punch the bears. And some stupid innovator is punching all the bears
Ian: Yeah, if you came here, everyone would be like “You’re just a copycat. He’s already punching all the bears.”
Al-Tim: Why can’t I send words to your head? Just look at the words in your head.
Ian: No, there are no words in my head.
Al-Tim: Oh, well I sent some words over the internet. To, like whatever.
Alan: Mars, are you getting married yet?
Mars: Puppy first
Al-Tim: What you need is an illegitimate puppy so you have to hide it and hurry up and get married.
Ian: What’s this?
Al-Tim: It’s kind of hush hush. If people knew they had a puppy it could ruin them.
Ian: What if they ask me to be the priest?
Al-Tim: Just remember that no one will listen to you until you say, “So you guys want to get married?”
Greg: Say it exactly like that.
Dan: Have you seen the movie Prancer?
Ian: That’s not the same as Cancer.
Al-Tim: Is that the story of a crab?
(Playing 6 nimmt)
Tim: Now that I have 21 oxen, I’m going to make it to Oregon faster than you.
Alan: Actually, Dan has more than you.
Tim: They won’t make it through the night.
Tim: No, no, I’m speaking in Arabic. That’s what everyone speaks in Portugal these days.
Tim: Today’s special: Silicon-based life form flambe
Alan: wonder where keith is…
Topleka: I bet he’s out partying at the Frat Quad.
Alan: XD of course
Tim: on the moon
Alan: the frat quad on the moon?