Tim: You’re okay with cremation? Not right now, but eventually
Ian: Is that an option? Can I get cremated right now?
Mars: It’s called something different if you’re living
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Snakes
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Tim: I like that the problem with the snake pedicure is that the snakes weren’t being paid enough
Picnic
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Tim: I hate it when I’m at a picnic and there’s food there
Greg: I came all the way out here to enjoy some ants
Dumpster
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Keith: I’m getting a dumpster tomorrow
Tim: Adopting?
Keith: Yes
Keith: I’ll feed it lots of junk and it’ll be happy and healthy
Tim: Sounds like my kids
Mars: Same here
Keith
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(Playing Fixytext and one of the words is “KEITH”)
Tim: Okay Keith…. are you going to be on Keith duty or non-Keith duty?
Faces
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Tim: I like that my faces are going different ways
Tea
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Tim: What’s the second best thing that’s happened to you this year?
Ian: Um um um
Ian: I had barley tea just now
Ian: I have a very short memory
Jello
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Alan: What’s aspic?
Tim: It’s jello made of meat
Ian: Isn’t jello already made of meat?
Tim: More made of meat
Miss
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(Playing Nonsensory)
Tim: I feel like I have to be confident in every round to make up for the misses
Greg: But then if you miss it gets worse
Tim: That’s why I don’t go to casinos
Cold
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Keith: You know how ice cold beer makes you wanna cheer
Tim: Well, everything’s going to be ice cold in Buffalo