Duplicate

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Alan V: we need more duplicate people
Alan V: we have two dans and two tims
Alan V: we need another keith and another greg
TimMierz: Or just change Keith’s name to Greg. That kills two Keiths with one Greg.
Alan V: i like the way you think
TimMierz: I like the way Keith Gregs.
TimMierz: I guess for this we’re considering Alan to be a Ian?
Alan V: well, duh
TimMierz: Just making sure

Milk

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Alan: You should stop drinking milk. You’re killing cows. Where do you think milk comes from? It’s the blood of cows that have died for YOU.
Tim: Does that mean it’s full of he-moo-globin?