(Discussing birth control and preventing pregnancy)
Jon: Where does immaculate conception fall into this? I’m very concerned about this.
Greg: You personally?
Amber: If you come up with baby-in-a-bucket, I’m sure you will sell a lot of that product. Like sea monkees. Just mix the powder, stir…
rlambert: I’m not willing to have more children than hands
Eric: That’s the great thing: every one is another two hands
Alan: Babies are beef.
Josh: Wouldn’t they be veal?
Madelyn: I don’t think our babies are fat enough to be veal. We need 50s babies where we fed them Karo syrup for 6 months.
Celia: I want my friends to have babies so I can put them inside weird things. Have you seen the babies inside the watermelon and pumpkin?
Averto Laboris: OK I am being the totally cliché soap opera gossip, but:
Averto Laboris: Marten and Padma
Averto Laboris: SWOOOOOOON
Alan V: baby time
Alan V: theyll have mocha babies
Alan V: itll be hot
Averto Laboris: unless they’re iced mocha babies
Averto Laboris: I hear that too many of them will make you fat
Alan: Babies out of every orifice!
Emily: Babies coming out of my ears and nose.
Christa: Ugh, stop!
Emily: It’s coming out of your nose. A little baby arm coming out of your nose. It’s pulling at your hair but you can’t stop it because it’s in your nose!
Stacey: If you google ‘baby dolphins’, they’re all dead baby dolphins. It’s sad.
Katie: Everything’s finally going through the intranet in one giant lump. It’s like a baby passing through the urine canal.
Ian: Plankton babies!
Mark: The new hit cartoon. Plankton baby adventures.
Ian: Yeah, plankton babies. They solve problems that plankton babies solve.
Ian: It’s the theme song.
Ian: Yeah, plankton baby adventures!
Ian (singing): When you’re alone, you have no friends, you can be friends with plankton babies.
Ian: Except I’m not sure that plankton has emotions.