Greg: Do people just pee 10 times as much as they used to or something? Why do these houses have so many bathrooms?
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Pelicans
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(Walking past a car, there’s a sound of a crying baby.)
Alan: Baby for you.
Greg: Is that what that is? It sounds like somebody trying to juice a pelican.
Boaty Boats
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(Talking about how film companies often devolve into bad sequels)
Alan: Inside Out was pretty good though. Or so I hear.
Greg: But that wasn’t a sequel.
Alan: Right. So Pixar can still make good original stuff.
Greg: But the other half is stuff like “Tugboats 4: Return of Eeeeeeeee-youuuuuuuu”
Keithpipes
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Greg: Keeeeeeeeeeee
Alan (joining in): eeeeeeee
Ian (joining in): eeeeeeeee
All: eeeeeeeeth
Greg: We sound like bagpipes.
Ian: Keithpipes!
Ian: Keithpipes are when you take out Keith’s stomach and turn it into a musical instrument.
Keith: No. Don’t do this.
Organizing
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Alan: So who’s organizing dinner?
Mars: We’re playing Scrabble, so you are.
Greg: And I want to go to the gym.
Mars: And we want to go see Frozen. Get to it.
Ian: Yeah. Start filming Frozen!
3D
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Alan: And there’s the 3D Grilled Cheese Steakburger.
Greg: Of course it’s 3D. What kind of advertisement is that? Unless they steamroll it before they serve it to you…
Batsignal
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Greg: Do we have to look up how to typeset the bat signal?
Squeaks
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(Greg is processing statistics of journal text)
Greg: Inquiring squeaks want to know.
Alan: Why?
Greg: Because they are data scientists. They just happen to be hamsters as well. It’s a thing that can happen. Are you biased against hamsters?
Color
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(Alan is watching The Voice and Christina is on the screen)
Greg: What was she dipped in to make her that color?
Baby
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(Discussing birth control and preventing pregnancy)
Jon: Where does immaculate conception fall into this? I’m very concerned about this.
Greg: You personally?