Fibbage 3 says Cristiano Ronaldo opened a museum in Portugal dedicated to himself
Ian: I hope he just sits in a glass case all day
Greg: There’s one exhibit?
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Falcon
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(Playing Fibbage 3, answering a question about first class perks, and the correct answer is a “Falcon tray”)
Greg: Who flies with a Falcon? They do that anyway.
Phone
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(Trying the new website gartic phone)
Greg: I keep misreading this as “garlic phone”
Tim: That was Raffi’s first rap for bananaphone
Animals
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(The “most liked” people in Drawful have animal icons; Ian has a headless penguin)
Greg: The animals get the crowns
Tim: The ones with their heads attached
Microwave
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(Talking about Kayleigh’s weighted stuffed seal)
Greg: Have your microwaved seal in under 2 minutes
Kayleigh: Yeah, yeah. In this house we also microwave dinosaurs and unicorns
Leg Mode
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(Greg shows a picture of him holding his nephew)
Tim: The legs are huge!
Greg: No, I just think it’s the camera. The aperature…
Tim: So you put it on leg mode
Work
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Greg: I don’t have to work for the next nine days
Austin: I don’t have to work for the next nine days either
Greg: Wait. Where are you going?
Austin: I mean, I don’t *have* to work for the next nine days
Turnip
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(Playing Drawful)
Greg: It looks more like Allegheny county than a turnip
Images
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(Making fun of how Survive the Internet gives you over 70 seconds to select between two photo prompts)
Alan: Quick! You only have 70 seconds left to choose your photo!
Greg: Oh no. I’ll look up the top 50 results for each of these on Google Image search and see which has better comedic potential
Lie
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(Playing Survive the Internet, and Keith’s entry is “I’ve never been on a date with Ian”)
Greg: What was your prompt for that one?
Keith: “What’s a lie that everybody tells?”
Ian: Wait…