Courtney: Greg, come help me.
Greg: It doesn’t require much manual dexterity, does it?
Courtney: Oh no, you don’t have to do anything. Just come look.
(Courtney shows the table of housing locations)
Courtney: So what would you put here? “Table table table title sounds good”
Nick: That sounds good.
Alan: Is this supposed to be “Housing Guide 2011-2012”? It’s for the 2012-2013 school year.
Courtney: Yeah.
Michael: How about just “Housing Guide 2012”?
Courtney: Then it doesn’t fill the space and I have to come up with more words.
Michael: “Housing Guide for 2012”?
Nick: How about “Housing Guide five 2012”?
Meela (yelling): Nick Harper can I pet your head?!
Nick: I suppose so?
(Meela pets Nick’s head)
Meela: Patrick’s in there.
Nick: Patrick’s here?
Meela: Go tell him.
Nick: I will tell Patrick that I let you pet my head.
Michael: Yeah, to edit it, section editors have to go to [url], which they purposely don’t know about, because we don’t want them to break things.
Nick (overhearing): Oooh!
Maricel: I’m going to beat you up if you break it.
Nick: The solution is to use more chocolate milk.
Emily: Will more chocolate milk fix this?
Nick: Yes.
Nick: I keep misspelling ‘pizza’ by typing ‘t’ instead of ‘z’.
Michael (referring to a headline, “Exposed rods cause radiation poisoning”): Not quite true.
Nick: Although exposed rods might get you arrested for indecent exposure.
Alan: In golf it’s better to have fewer strokes, right?
Nick: Also it’s better for your health if you have fewer strokes.
Nick (to Courtney): Do you want to add more typos to your pages so it can get to 7ths or 8ths or 9ths?
Katie: We’re trying to set a new record. Just get really wasted and start writing or something.
Nick: Holding down shift makes the dash longer. But it doesn’t get longer the longer you hold down shift.