(Talking about weird things at weddings)
Mark: You have to go find the cake
Alan: What about slices of cake? If you want cake you have to go find a slice
Sharon: It’s like an Easter Egg hunt but with way more possibility of ants afterward
Sharon: She’s a carnivore who likes milkshakes.
Ben: Wait. Does that mean she eats meat milkshakes?
Sharon: I don’t understand how cats work.
Ben: Insert food, receive poop.
Alan: Isn’t that how most living things work?
Shawn: I spaced out for a moment and missed something.
Ian: The purpose of your life is to produce poop.
Sharon: I always look at my wrist when I want to know the month. I don’t even wear a watch.
Justin: Well, it can be tan or pale. It can be wet.
Sharon: You can ragequit the game, but we were talking… you can’t ragequit the conversation!
Mattt: Mattt has disconnected from the server.
Ally: Sharon! Come play Fluxx with us!
Sharon: I’m going to Bayside Market to get something to drink.
Ally: There’s plenty to drink in this house.
Sharon: There’s only booze! I don’t want booze to drink.
Sharon: I think you checked in to this coffeeshop.
Zeke: They’re all Italian. Are you going to tell me all black people look the same next?
Ian: They all have Italian names.
Sharon: That’s what the mic stand is for-so you don’t have to hold the mic.
Trisha: Ian, want to sing?
Ian: I can hold the mic…
Sharon: I buy my swimwear online from Zappos.
Charles: You don’t buy locally-grown bikinis?
(Talking about ripping earrings out)
Sharon: It’s why you don’t wear dangly earrings when playing sports.
Alan: I’m never getting my ears pierced.
Ian: I’m never playing sports.