Sharon: I don’t understand how cats work.
Ben: Insert food, receive poop.
Alan: Isn’t that how most living things work?
Shawn: I spaced out for a moment and missed something.
Ian: The purpose of your life is to produce poop.
Greg: What kind of tea do you want?
Alan: I don’t know.
Greg: How about tea with feline spices? So you drink it like a little cat would.
Greg (wandering off): Meow meow meow…
Greg: Little cats. And medium-sized rats.
Alan: Eating the cats.
Greg: They’re not that big.
Tim: What doesn’t Greg like?
Alan: sushi
Alan: we can make kitty sushi
Alan: he wont like that
Tim: Yes
Tim: I see no problem with this
Tim: I also suggest making cats out of sushi
Tim: Meow
Alan: wait… cats out of sushi?
Tim: Meow
Alan: i… dont understand
Tim: Step 1: Get sushi
Tim: Step 2: Build cat
Tim: Step 3: Meow
mrwright: Watching my cat open a door is really cute.
mrwright: Rather, the cat is cute when she opens the door.
mrwright: The watching isn’t all that cute.
*chrisamaphone watches mrwright watch his cat open the door
chrisamaphone: awww!
SoAL Gilder: wanna help me make a caw?
eulalia062423: wtf is a caw?
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: know how a mule is a horse and a donkey?
eulalia062423: yeah…
SoAL Gilder: a caw is a cat and cow (but the mother must be the cow)
SoAL Gilder: (because a mother cat would explode)
eulalia062423: lmao!
eulalia062423: oh god…….
SoAL Gilder: as I was telling vicki
SoAL Gilder: in chem (we were bored)
SoAL Gilder: all we have to do
SoAL Gilder: is find a cat
SoAL Gilder: and arouse it
SoAL Gilder: and find a cow
SoAL Gilder: and stick one in the other
eulalia062423: and i’m supposed to breed a cat and a cow….
eulalia062423: lol
SoAL Gilder: yeah
SoAL Gilder: wanna help?
eulalia062423: lol wtf are you going to do to arouse a cat?
SoAL Gilder: dunno
eulalia062423: show it some cat porn?