Cat

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mrwright: Watching my cat open a door is really cute.
mrwright: Rather, the cat is cute when she opens the door.
mrwright: The watching isn’t all that cute.
*chrisamaphone watches mrwright watch his cat open the door
chrisamaphone: awww!

Pho noes

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Alan: yayyyy for chrisamaphone
Alan: err…
Alan: chri-sama
Alan: pho no
Alan: *ne
Alan: i like chri-sama pho no better
Chri Sama Pho Ne: haha
Chri Sama Pho Ne: pho no!
Chri Sama Pho Ne: that sounds like some bad engrish cartoon where someone spills pho on them self
Alan: yeah
Chri Sama Pho Ne: “pho no!”
Alan: XD XD
Alan: ahhh thats great
Chri Sama Pho Ne: hehe
Alan: i feel like drawing said comic now
Alan: *person orders pho*
Alan: *pho arrives*
Alan: *person goes to eat, spills* Pho no!

Microsoft

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*** chrisamaphone is now known as your_pants.
* Bill_Gate5 puts on your_pants
* micr0soft wants to get in your_pants
mrwright: This can’t be going anywhere good!
micr0soft: oh, i forgot i was still microsoft
micr0soft: that’s a creepy thought