(Talking about ripping earrings out)
Sharon: It’s why you don’t wear dangly earrings when playing sports.
Alan: I’m never getting my ears pierced.
Ian: I’m never playing sports.
Resume
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bswolf: scorri should do a bblum resume. Put her name and 410.
Bad
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Alan: I’m bad at these.
Keith: I’m bad too. We’re all bad. Let’s have a bad party.
Chainsaw
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Keith: I’m sorry, my chainsaw impression isn’t very good, is it?
Music
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Apphia: Sorry I’m eating all your music.
Pinchable
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Dan: Your cheeks are so pinchable!
Intestines
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Ian: Yeeeah, now it looks like I’ve got intestines coming out of the ground.
Ian: Yay intestines.
Tim: I mean, I guess I’m glad I have intestines, but that’s still a weird sentiment.
Pokewalker
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(Talking about gaming a Pokewalker)
Alan: What are some things that shake up and down?
Keith: You could put it in the dryer.
Horns
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Ian: Goats have horns, so naturally goatees have horns too.
Context
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Alan: Did you use t at all in the open of the application judgement?
Keith: I don’t know.
Alan: Didn’t you do it already?
Keith: I don’t know, I don’t know. I have no context. It’s like I’ve been closure-converted and my closure is out on the heap. I’m just code that has invalid references. … … …