SoAL Gilder: guess what??!?
SoAL Gilder: GUESS WHAT?!?!
SoAL Gilder: GUESS!?!?!?
castironfeather: ??
castironfeather: whatttt???
SoAL Gilder: guess!!!!!!!!!!
castironfeather: nooo
SoAL Gilder: GUESS!!! 😀 😀 😀
castironfeather: tell me
SoAL Gilder: guessssssssssss
castironfeather: give me a hint
SoAL Gilder: …fine il ltell you
SoAL Gilder: you’re icky
castironfeather: lol ok
castironfeather: gee thanks..
SoAL Gilder: cmon that deserves more than a “gee thanks”
castironfeather: lol…
castironfeather: *thwacks*
castironfeather: better?

SoAL Gilder: brb need more coke
castironfeather: … right..
SoAL Gilder: cocane 🙂
SoAL Gilder: of course
castironfeather: lol I thought so
castironfeather: and it’s..
castironfeather: cocaine
SoAL Gilder: ah
SoAL Gilder: ok
castironfeather: … I think
SoAL Gilder: well SORRY if I cant spell when im high
castironfeather: lol when you’re on cocaine, I don’t think it’s called high
castironfeather: well… maybe

SoAL Gilder: dont you dare go “ewww”
SoAL Gilder: or *gag*
SoAL Gilder: or *choke*
SoAL Gilder: or *suffocate*
SoAL Gilder: or *die*
SoAL Gilder: …wait, i wouldnt mind the last two
castironfeather: lmao
castironfeather: ewwww
SoAL Gilder: meanie

SoAL Gilder: whats wrong with objectifying girls anyway?
SoAL Gilder: what if we only see them as walking, talking boobs?
SoAL Gilder: and/or butts?
castironfeather: …………
castironfeather: I’m… going to kill you tomorrow
SoAL Gilder: haha
castironfeather: slaughtered..
castironfeather: butchered painfully
castironfeather: Castration by cheese-grater!
SoAL Gilder: oh god that… would suck
SoAL Gilder: your sn looks somewhat like “castration”
SoAL Gilder: castration feather
SoAL Gilder: eewww

Alan: “surprise surprise puppy surprise”
Alan: “how many puppies are there inside?”
Alan: “there could be three or four or five!”
Alan: rememebr those?
Alan: those were so dumb
RampantVoices: haha no actually
RampantVoices: lol *shakes head*
Alan: they were dumb
Alan: you buy them, and open up their stomachs
Alan: and youd find three to five stuffed puppies
Alan: and of cousre oyu never got five 😛
RampantVoices: o.O
RampantVoices: that’s.. creepy..
Alan: lol
Alan: yeah they were
RampantVoices: “peel apart the inmobile carcass of a formerly pregnant dog… LOOK! BABY PUPPY CARCASSES!”
RampantVoices: someone just killed their dog one day and went, “you knwo what would make a good toy…”

SoAL Gilder: unless it rained soap 😛
castironfeather: haha
castironfeather: rained soap
SoAL Gilder: you never know
castironfeather: natural phenomenon
SoAL Gilder: it rains acid!
SoAL Gilder: it could rain soap!
castironfeather: lol
castironfeather: sureee
SoAL Gilder: 🙂
castironfeather: whatever you say
SoAL Gilder: ill go dump soap in the coulds
SoAL Gilder: clouds
SoAL Gilder: with my airplane
SoAL Gilder: and then itll rain soapy water
castironfeather: ah… that’ll work well..
SoAL Gilder: 😀
SoAL Gilder: actually then it’d just rain soap bars
SoAL Gilder: or liquid soap
SoAL Gilder: depending on which i se
SoAL Gilder: *use
SoAL Gilder: since clouds have no mass
SoAL Gilder: 😀
castironfeather: nice to know…
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: tomorrows forecast-thunderstorms with a chance of lever 2000
castironfeather: lmao…
castironfeather: today, local boy knocked out by raining bar of soap..
SoAL Gilder: 😀
SoAL Gilder: “it came out of nowhere!” he is quoted as saying as he was wheeled onto the ambulence
castironfeather: lol
SoAL Gilder: “it’s a miracle!”
SoAL Gilder: indeed, the nation’s poor are finding reason to celebrate
castironfeather: lmao..
SoAL Gilder: as it rained pork chops over the city of tempe today
castironfeather: hahaha
SoAL Gilder: back to you, jane

castironfeather: lol ah I learned that I absolutely cannot wear strapless dresses
SoAL Gilder: y
castironfeather: I lack… certain assests to hold it up?
castironfeather: ^^;;

SoAL Gilder: grrrr
SoAL Gilder: *shakes your head violently*
SoAL Gilder: *watches your brain ooze out your ears*
SoAL Gilder: oohhhh funnn
SoAL Gilder: *tastes*
SoAL Gilder: mmmmm brainshake
castironfeather: *pout*