(Talking about how production would last past midnight for Michael, the EIC, and Greg, the copy manager. Isaac was the comics editor.)
Isaac: You mean the longest part of your day wasn’t writing the horoscopes?
(Talking about how production would last past midnight for Michael, the EIC, and Greg, the copy manager. Isaac was the comics editor.)
Isaac: You mean the longest part of your day wasn’t writing the horoscopes?
Photos taken by Nöel.
(Talking about runs on Twinkies)
Madelyn: Emily banned Twinkies in the office.
Emily: They’re still banned!
Madelyn: Maybe Josh won’t ban them when he’s EIC.
Josh: I don’t think I can ban something that doesn’t exist anymore. No triceratops allowed!
Greg: Do we have to look up how to typeset the bat signal?
Madelyn: I only get four years of waved tuition.
Michael: “Only”?! I want four years of waved tuition.
Emily: You should have come out of a professor’s womb, Michael.
Alan: Isn’t Madelyn’s dad the professor?
Emily: You should have come out of a womb that married a professor.
Emily: You have Mormon cousins?
Madelyn: I have three Mormon cousins and one ex-Mormon cousin.
Emily: That’s more Mormon cousins than I thought you had.
Madelyn: Emily should just say there is no news section this week.
Josh: We should just have a color by numbers on the first three pages.
Madelyn: No. No, no, no, no. No! No, no, no, no!
Anna: What is it?
Madelyn: I’m just going to ignore copy here. They don’t understand that “aflcio” is the actual username on Flickr, so they want me to capitalize and hyphenate it.
Emily: No.
Anna: No.
Madelyn: I feel vindicated.
Josh: You’re about to wake up.