Ian: Man, rats or turkeys?
Mars: What a conundrum, Ian
Keith: I saw a turkey from my car
Mars: I had three turkeys the other day serenading my guinea fowl
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Tag Archives: IanL
Basketball
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Keith: I think Ian’s probably pretty good at basketball
Ian: I don’t
Ronaldo
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Fibbage 3 says Cristiano Ronaldo opened a museum in Portugal dedicated to himself
Ian: I hope he just sits in a glass case all day
Greg: There’s one exhibit?
Waffles
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(Playing Fibbage 3, answering a question showing a diagram of a mouth thing, and an answer is “Waffles”)
Ian: But I want to fire waffles from my mouth…
Bees
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(Talking about old games… Tim had created “Beeline” and “Do you like toast, Alan” in college)
Ian: Do you like bees, Alan
Tim: Pitch it
Ian: It’s a game where you feed bees to Alan. You roll dice to see how many bees you feed to Alan, and then you win
Tim: Now are these actual bees and actual Alan?
Ian: Yes
Tim: I’ll sign my name on the dotted line. I think you’ve got a hit on your hands
Pokeliament
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(Playing Fibbage, talking about the prime minister playing Pokemon Go)
Kayleigh: Who knows how many pokemon are in parliament?
Ian: That’s my excuse when I break in!
Bear
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(Playing Role Models, Tim’s animal defense mechanism is “Being eaten by a bear”)
Ian: Being inside a bear is the best defense
Vengeance
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Ian: Puerto Rico two: Vengeance of bears!
Wander
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Ian: Keith, if you see Dan wandering around downstairs, he might be wandering around downstairs.
Ians
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Ian: That’s like when you put two mirrors next to each other and you’re like, “Whoa infinite Ians!”, except instead of infinite Ians, you’re in an aquarium.