Tim: You’re okay with cremation? Not right now, but eventually
Ian: Is that an option? Can I get cremated right now?
Mars: It’s called something different if you’re living
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Parasol
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Ian: Were you one of those women who carried a parasol?
Marina: No
Dan: *I* was one of those women who carried a parasol
Weekend
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Ian: Back in the 90s they didn’t have weekends
Peppers
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Keith: My peppers are starting to change color
Ian: Is that good or bad?
Keith: Mmm hmm
Tea
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Tim: What’s the second best thing that’s happened to you this year?
Ian: Um um um
Ian: I had barley tea just now
Ian: I have a very short memory
Cake
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Alan: We ask each other “made from or intended for?”. Like cat food, made from or intended for cats? Coffee cake, made from or intended for coffee?
Ian: Cat food is food you eat while also eating a cat
Ian: I mean, if you follow the logic of coffee cake
Mars: I try to buy duck food, and they try to sell me dog food made from ducks
Jello
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Alan: What’s aspic?
Tim: It’s jello made of meat
Ian: Isn’t jello already made of meat?
Tim: More made of meat
Group
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(Talking about Ocean’s Eleven)
Dan: It’s weird because it’s a group project where everybody did something
Ian: I haven’t seen the original with Frank Sinatra but I’m pretty sure not everyone did something in that one
Greg: Everyone’s trying to break into the vault and Frank Sinatra is just like “I have to sing this song”
Daddy
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Dan: I’m not even buying Scrub Daddies… what chance does a dude wipe have?
Ian: Is there a reason I want my sponges to be gendered?
Hand
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(There’s a Quiplash prompt about Trump’s hand)
Ian: It’s probably not a big hand