(Playing loaded questions)
Marina: I thought we were answering movies, not making up bizarre sequels. I picked one of the movies out.
Dan: So did I. All of them.
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Beauty Dan
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(Playing Imaginiff where Dan was a beauty product)
Ian: If you went to a store and saw a bottle labeled Dan, what would it be?
Dan: You need it… you want it… le Dan. Available now at Macy’s.
Puppy America
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(Playing XYZ… the “America” and “Puppy” cards are out)
Ian: When America is in danger, but in a way that can only be fixed by a puppy… puppy America to the rescue!
Fire
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Alan: should i get flash point?
Ian: You should set real fires.
Alan: hmm
Ian: You should set your hair on fire. And people can fund it online.
Ian: Your hair is on fire: the board game. It comes with a board and pieces. They don’t do anything but you won’t notice that because your hair is on fire.
Ian: It will have a snappy tagline. The tagline is “OH NO MY HAIR”.
Ian: I wrote a detailed backstory for the boardgame. The game takes place in a magical fantasy kingdom. Everyone in the kingdom was happy until one day there was a witch. The witch said “Now Alan’s hair is on fire.”. The king said “Who’s Alan?”. The end.
Wheat
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(Playing Settlers)
Ben: Hey wheat baronness. I want a wheat. I’m prepared to pay handsomely for it.
Simiao: What?
Ben: A brick.
(Crickets)
Ben: Oh, never mind. I don’t want your stupid wheat.
Ben: Wheat baroness, I need a wheat.
Simiao: For what?
Ben: Your wish is my command.
Simiao: A rock.
Ben: I can almost do that. I can almost do that.
Supply chain
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(Playing Power Grid; the resource track is extremely depleted and coal is extremely expensive.)
Keith: I sense that Keithco is going to run into some supply chain trouble.
(The 35 electro power plant [1 oil -> 5 cities] then sells for 90 electro.)
(Later…)
Dan: There is a high level cabinet meeting occurring right now where Angela Merkel is pleading, begging for anything they can get.
Keith: Please, please give us your trash.
Dan: Greece, we will give you euros for your trash.
Resources
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(Playing Power Grid; Keith buys out all of the coal, there is no garbage left, and nukes are 12 each.)
Alan: Sad resource market is sad.
Keith: It’s because we’ve had crappy plants for so long we’ve completely destroyed the earth.
Cows
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(Playing 6 nimmt, Mark’s username is KrazyKow)
Alan: Wow, KrazyKow is not crazy for cows.
Mark: Yeah, the cows are crazy. I don’t want them.
Cows
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(Playing 6 nimmt)
Tim: Now that I have 21 oxen, I’m going to make it to Oregon faster than you.
Alan: Actually, Dan has more than you.
Tim: They won’t make it through the night.
Cows
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(Playing 6 nimmt on BSW with random people)
Keith: I wonder if this guy is a professional
Ian: Professional cow avoider!
Keith: Isn’t that called the running of the bulls?