Dickbag

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(Talking about how old comics had offensive things.)
Nicole: But it’s not okay to say ‘dickbag’?
Jonathan: What if it involved penis satchels?
Patrick: If ‘dickbag’ was representative of the time, it would be okay.
Nicole: Ye olde penis satchel?
Patrick: Yeah, ‘Ye olde penis satchel’ would be okay.

Feature

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Patrick: How’s the feature?
Allison: It’s coming. I just need to…
Patrick: Feature?
Allison: I…
Patrick: Feature? Feature? Feature? Feature?
Allison: I… uh… ahh…
Patrick: Feature?
Allison: I can’t form a sentence now. I’m so uncomfortable.