Ian: Man, rats or turkeys?
Mars: What a conundrum, Ian
Keith: I saw a turkey from my car
Mars: I had three turkeys the other day serenading my guinea fowl
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Tag Archives: KeithB
Basketball
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Keith: I think Ian’s probably pretty good at basketball
Ian: I don’t
Author
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(A jackbox game asks about books Gillian Flynn wrote, and Keith gets it right.)
Keith: Yeah, I’m just a Gillian Flynn expert. He or she is just such a great author.
Food
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(Talking about food differences between the US and the UK)
Keith: I guess I’m understanding that brits just don’t eat food
Lie
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(Playing Survive the Internet, and Keith’s entry is “I’ve never been on a date with Ian”)
Greg: What was your prompt for that one?
Keith: “What’s a lie that everybody tells?”
Ian: Wait…
Keith games!
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Keithmon
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Keith: Keith Keith Keith.
Keith: Keith is kinda like a pokemon. He says his name when he’s thinking.
Keithpipes
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Greg: Keeeeeeeeeeee
Alan (joining in): eeeeeeee
Ian (joining in): eeeeeeeee
All: eeeeeeeeth
Greg: We sound like bagpipes.
Ian: Keithpipes!
Ian: Keithpipes are when you take out Keith’s stomach and turn it into a musical instrument.
Keith: No. Don’t do this.
Train
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Keith: It’s been a long time since I’ve had an exam.
Dan: A train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour. How fast would it have to go to red-shift my pants?
Pancakes
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(Discussing the pancake problem)
Mars: Can we make malicious pancakes when we get home?
Ian: Instead of blueberries you add malace.
Mars: What aisle of the supermarket is the malace in?
Keith: I’m not sure Giant Eagle has that.
Greg: Oh they do.