Alan: That’s why they name virtual assistants things you wouldn’t normally say. So you don’t unintentionally say their names in conversation.
Ian: My mind went to a bad place. Like “What’s a name nobody would have? Oh, Hitler! They should name it Hitler.”
Mars: Wouldn’t make it past marketing.
The Champed Up prompt is “Ye Olde Times” and a drawing is “Karen on a horse”
Ian: I’m sure they existed back in the day
Mars: Karens? Or horses?
Mars: Excellent use of ‘uvula’
Tim: That’s a sentence I don’t hear very much
Ian: Man, rats or turkeys?
Mars: What a conundrum, Ian
Keith: I saw a turkey from my car
Mars: I had three turkeys the other day serenading my guinea fowl
Alan: Isn’t human poop not a fertilizer?
Mars: No. Only animals that eat a vegetarian diet.
Kayleigh: Vegetarian poop though, and vegan poop.
Tim: That sounds like it’s a poop substitute.
(The drawful drawing is a shooting video game with small-looking targets)
Mars: Alan, you were “toddler hunt”?!
Tim: It’s just giving them M&Ms efficiently. It’s okay.
(Talking about having Tamagotchis in class)
Mars: I had a teacher that would confiscate them and hang them from the ceiling. You could hear them die.
Mars: I couldn’t figure out what the turkey was. I thought it was some sort of deformed sunshine.
(Mars is talking about taking their dogs to the vet)
Mars: We were afraid they were going to cut off their cheerios
Alan: Wait what?
Mars: Since Tristan loves cheerios, there are cheerios all over the floor…
Alan: Ohhh, literal cheerios
Tim: I thought that was going to be a euphemism
Alan: So who’s organizing dinner?
Mars: We’re playing Scrabble, so you are.
Greg: And I want to go to the gym.
Mars: And we want to go see Frozen. Get to it.
Ian: Yeah. Start filming Frozen!