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Kittens
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(Playing You Don’t Know Jack and one of the possible responses for “I roll, pitch, and yaw” is “kitten”)
Alan: You can also pitch them
Dan: They don’t like it, but you sure can
Keith: But do kittens yaw?
Dan: That’s how they keep landing feet side down
Group
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(Talking about Ocean’s Eleven)
Dan: It’s weird because it’s a group project where everybody did something
Ian: I haven’t seen the original with Frank Sinatra but I’m pretty sure not everyone did something in that one
Greg: Everyone’s trying to break into the vault and Frank Sinatra is just like “I have to sing this song”
Kids’ Menu
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Marina: It’s for kids, but…
Dan: I’d just have to be like… I am four children
Daddy
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Dan: I’m not even buying Scrub Daddies… what chance does a dude wipe have?
Ian: Is there a reason I want my sponges to be gendered?
Thomas
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Dan: The new children’s show: Thomas the Siege Engine
Professor
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Quiplash prompt: The worst person to accidentally add to a group text about your love life
Answers: Your Ex or My PhD Advisor
Dan: What if they’re both?
Worm
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(Blather Round accepts “work” when the answer is “worm”)
Greg: That’s a strange way to talk about work
Dan: I love my deadlines creeping along the surface
Delicious
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Dan: Revenge is delicious, just like my head
Highness
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The Champed Up prompt is “Champion of The Tea Party” and a drawing is “Throwing The Queen of England Overboard”
Dan: Well, I hope you like Boston Harbor, your highness