Dan: I’m not even buying Scrub Daddies… what chance does a dude wipe have?
Ian: Is there a reason I want my sponges to be gendered?
Tag Archives: DanP
Thomas
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Dan: The new children’s show: Thomas the Siege Engine
Professor
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Quiplash prompt: The worst person to accidentally add to a group text about your love life
Answers: Your Ex or My PhD Advisor
Dan: What if they’re both?
Worm
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(Blather Round accepts “work” when the answer is “worm”)
Greg: That’s a strange way to talk about work
Dan: I love my deadlines creeping along the surface
Delicious
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Dan: Revenge is delicious, just like my head
Highness
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The Champed Up prompt is “Champion of The Tea Party” and a drawing is “Throwing The Queen of England Overboard”
Dan: Well, I hope you like Boston Harbor, your highness
Dating
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The Champed Up prompt is “The Champion of Dating” and the match is Tindroutlook vs Bumblegram
Marina: Instagram isn’t technically a dating app
Dan: Neither is outlook
Greg: There are dates in the calendar, aren’t there?
Corona
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Dan: I hear if your mouth is on fire, the corona can’t get inside you
Apphia: That’s so smart
Cheese
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Game: What is made worse by adding cheese?
Marina: I hope Dan didn’t get this prompt
Game: “Literally anything, I’m Dan and I hate Cheese”
Dan: I did!
Chainsaw
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(The prompt is “A bad name for a hospital”)
Dan: Glad I didn’t have to go to UPMC Chainsaw Guy