Dan: I hear if your mouth is on fire, the corona can’t get inside you
Apphia: That’s so smart
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Cheese
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Game: What is made worse by adding cheese?
Marina: I hope Dan didn’t get this prompt
Game: “Literally anything, I’m Dan and I hate Cheese”
Dan: I did!
Chainsaw
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(The prompt is “A bad name for a hospital”)
Dan: Glad I didn’t have to go to UPMC Chainsaw Guy
Shredded
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(Playing Drawful, and Ian draws an owl with abs on its forehead)
Dan: How do I get my forehead that shredded?
Train
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Keith: It’s been a long time since I’ve had an exam.
Dan: A train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour. How fast would it have to go to red-shift my pants?
Movies
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(Playing loaded questions)
Marina: I thought we were answering movies, not making up bizarre sequels. I picked one of the movies out.
Dan: So did I. All of them.
Beauty Dan
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(Playing Imaginiff where Dan was a beauty product)
Ian: If you went to a store and saw a bottle labeled Dan, what would it be?
Dan: You need it… you want it… le Dan. Available now at Macy’s.
Forks
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(Looking at all the forks on the table)
Marina: Just work your way in.
Dan: Oh right. My soup fork, my salad fork…
Prancer
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Dan: Have you seen the movie Prancer?
Ian: Cancer?
Dan: Prancer
Ian: That’s not the same as Cancer.
Al-Tim: Is that the story of a crab?
Supply chain
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(Playing Power Grid; the resource track is extremely depleted and coal is extremely expensive.)
Keith: I sense that Keithco is going to run into some supply chain trouble.
(The 35 electro power plant [1 oil -> 5 cities] then sells for 90 electro.)
(Later…)
Dan: There is a high level cabinet meeting occurring right now where Angela Merkel is pleading, begging for anything they can get.
Keith: Please, please give us your trash.
Dan: Greece, we will give you euros for your trash.