Dan: I guess the question is, who would win in a competitive match? Luxembourgers or three year olds?
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Parasol
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Ian: Were you one of those women who carried a parasol?
Marina: No
Dan: *I* was one of those women who carried a parasol
Iceburg
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Dan: An iceburg is just a free-range glacier
Shape
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Dan: I love walking into 7-11 and getting me a tall glass of shape
Shirt
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Dan: Okay, give me a second… I have to finish tapping the shirt
Kittens
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(Playing You Don’t Know Jack and one of the possible responses for “I roll, pitch, and yaw” is “kitten”)
Alan: You can also pitch them
Dan: They don’t like it, but you sure can
Keith: But do kittens yaw?
Dan: That’s how they keep landing feet side down
Group
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(Talking about Ocean’s Eleven)
Dan: It’s weird because it’s a group project where everybody did something
Ian: I haven’t seen the original with Frank Sinatra but I’m pretty sure not everyone did something in that one
Greg: Everyone’s trying to break into the vault and Frank Sinatra is just like “I have to sing this song”
Kids’ Menu
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Marina: It’s for kids, but…
Dan: I’d just have to be like… I am four children
Daddy
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Dan: I’m not even buying Scrub Daddies… what chance does a dude wipe have?
Ian: Is there a reason I want my sponges to be gendered?
Thomas
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Dan: The new children’s show: Thomas the Siege Engine