Dating

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The Champed Up prompt is “The Champion of Dating” and the match is Tindroutlook vs Bumblegram

Marina: Instagram isn’t technically a dating app
Dan: Neither is outlook
Greg: There are dates in the calendar, aren’t there?

Work

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Greg: I don’t have to work for the next nine days
Austin: I don’t have to work for the next nine days either
Greg: Wait. Where are you going?
Austin: I mean, I don’t *have* to work for the next nine days