Work

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Greg: I don’t have to work for the next nine days
Austin: I don’t have to work for the next nine days either
Greg: Wait. Where are you going?
Austin: I mean, I don’t *have* to work for the next nine days

Images

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(Making fun of how Survive the Internet gives you over 70 seconds to select between two photo prompts)
Alan: Quick! You only have 70 seconds left to choose your photo!
Greg: Oh no. I’ll look up the top 50 results for each of these on Google Image search and see which has better comedic potential