Plankton babies


Ian: Plankton babies!
Mark: The new hit cartoon. Plankton baby adventures.
Ian: Yeah, plankton babies. They solve problems that plankton babies solve.
Alan: What?
Ian: It’s the theme song.

Ian: Yeah, plankton baby adventures!
Ian (singing): When you’re alone, you have no friends, you can be friends with plankton babies.
Ian: Except I’m not sure that plankton has emotions.



Alan: Tim forgot there was Kiltie today.
Keith: He forgot? I’ve been waiting Kiltie for the past three months. OMG need Kiltie! Well, not so much need Kiltie as need band, and Kiltie happens to be the only band there is. Ever. Kind of.