(Playing Fixytext and one of the words is “KEITH”)
Tim: Okay Keith…. are you going to be on Keith duty or non-Keith duty?
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Faces
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Tim: I like that my faces are going different ways
Tea
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Tim: What’s the second best thing that’s happened to you this year?
Ian: Um um um
Ian: I had barley tea just now
Ian: I have a very short memory
Jello
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Alan: What’s aspic?
Tim: It’s jello made of meat
Ian: Isn’t jello already made of meat?
Tim: More made of meat
Miss
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(Playing Nonsensory)
Tim: I feel like I have to be confident in every round to make up for the misses
Greg: But then if you miss it gets worse
Tim: That’s why I don’t go to casinos
Cold
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Keith: You know how ice cold beer makes you wanna cheer
Tim: Well, everything’s going to be ice cold in Buffalo
Uvula
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Mars: Excellent use of ‘uvula’
Tim: That’s a sentence I don’t hear very much
Poop
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Alan: Isn’t human poop not a fertilizer?
Mars: No. Only animals that eat a vegetarian diet.
Kayleigh: Vegetarian poop though, and vegan poop.
Tim: That sounds like it’s a poop substitute.
Phone
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(Trying the new website gartic phone)
Greg: I keep misreading this as “garlic phone”
Tim: That was Raffi’s first rap for bananaphone
Animals
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(The “most liked” people in Drawful have animal icons; Ian has a headless penguin)
Greg: The animals get the crowns
Tim: The ones with their heads attached