Alan: Isn’t human poop not a fertilizer?
Mars: No. Only animals that eat a vegetarian diet.
Kayleigh: Vegetarian poop though, and vegan poop.
Tim: That sounds like it’s a poop substitute.
Tag Archives: TimM
Phone
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(Trying the new website gartic phone)
Greg: I keep misreading this as “garlic phone”
Tim: That was Raffi’s first rap for bananaphone
Animals
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(The “most liked” people in Drawful have animal icons; Ian has a headless penguin)
Greg: The animals get the crowns
Tim: The ones with their heads attached
Leg Mode
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(Greg shows a picture of him holding his nephew)
Tim: The legs are huge!
Greg: No, I just think it’s the camera. The aperature…
Tim: So you put it on leg mode
M&Ms
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(The drawful drawing is a shooting video game with small-looking targets)
Mars: Alan, you were “toddler hunt”?!
Tim: It’s just giving them M&Ms efficiently. It’s okay.
Yummy
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(Playing Blather ‘Round)
Tim: There’s a lot of yummy people
Bees
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(Talking about old games… Tim had created “Beeline” and “Do you like toast, Alan” in college)
Ian: Do you like bees, Alan
Tim: Pitch it
Ian: It’s a game where you feed bees to Alan. You roll dice to see how many bees you feed to Alan, and then you win
Tim: Now are these actual bees and actual Alan?
Ian: Yes
Tim: I’ll sign my name on the dotted line. I think you’ve got a hit on your hands
Ohio
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Alan: Ohio has an… eye?
Tim: Yeah. It’s the third letter
Tessellate
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Tim: I can tessellate!
Coffee
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(Playing Fibbage, and a question comes up about how a king was proving coffee was bad by making someone drink it every day)
Tim: Look at what great shape our country is in, with everyone having coffee every day