Alan: There’s a new Eevee Pokemon TCG set
Greg: E-vee!
Greg: Now they have F-vee and G-vee
Greg: When they get to R-vee they’re gonna have problems… it’s just a big bus
Category Archives: Quotes
Cake
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Alan: We ask each other “made from or intended for?”. Like cat food, made from or intended for cats? Coffee cake, made from or intended for coffee?
Ian: Cat food is food you eat while also eating a cat
Ian: I mean, if you follow the logic of coffee cake
Mars: I try to buy duck food, and they try to sell me dog food made from ducks
Kittens
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(Playing You Don’t Know Jack and one of the possible responses for “I roll, pitch, and yaw” is “kitten”)
Alan: You can also pitch them
Dan: They don’t like it, but you sure can
Keith: But do kittens yaw?
Dan: That’s how they keep landing feet side down
Sonic
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Greg: There’s Sonic and Super Sonic. They should have Sub-Sonic. He just walks everywhere.
Book
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Marina: Marina is reading
Mars: What are you reading?
Marina: Books
Jello
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Alan: What’s aspic?
Tim: It’s jello made of meat
Ian: Isn’t jello already made of meat?
Tim: More made of meat
Group
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(Talking about Ocean’s Eleven)
Dan: It’s weird because it’s a group project where everybody did something
Ian: I haven’t seen the original with Frank Sinatra but I’m pretty sure not everyone did something in that one
Greg: Everyone’s trying to break into the vault and Frank Sinatra is just like “I have to sing this song”
Massage
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(Ian’s talking about how he likes getting his blood pressure taken and compares it to a massage chair)
Keith: Are you sure that was a massage chair and not an iron lung?
Hot Fairies
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Mars: Self selecting for ‘hot fairies’ makes sense… you wouldn’t want tepid fairies
Kids’ Menu
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Marina: It’s for kids, but…
Dan: I’d just have to be like… I am four children