(Talking about getting old)
Greg: How long does it take to recover from a gym injury? One hour, one day…
Ian: You guys recover?
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Category Archives: Quotes
Teeth
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Greg: Keith, how do you feel about teeth?
Keith: Lukewarm?
Alive
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Greg: Is Evel Knievel still alive?
Ben: Not for lack of trying
Holiday
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(It is the first week of December)
Michael: Some day soon we need to take pictures and send holiday cards
Celia: You know that’s really soon, right?
Michael: July 4 is a holiday
Shirt
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(Playing Tee KO)
Ian: I asked the game for a suggestion and it said to draw a human head with crab legs
Greg: So that shirt was AI generated?
Cremation
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Tim: You’re okay with cremation? Not right now, but eventually
Ian: Is that an option? Can I get cremated right now?
Mars: It’s called something different if you’re living
Snakes
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Tim: I like that the problem with the snake pedicure is that the snakes weren’t being paid enough
Match
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Dan: I guess the question is, who would win in a competitive match? Luxembourgers or three year olds?
Parasol
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Ian: Were you one of those women who carried a parasol?
Marina: No
Dan: *I* was one of those women who carried a parasol
Iceburg
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Dan: An iceburg is just a free-range glacier