Dan: I hear if your mouth is on fire, the corona can’t get inside you
Apphia: That’s so smart
Tag Archives: ApphiaY
Movie
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Marina: I see who understood the School of Rock reference
Apphia: I’ve never seen a movie before…
Warranty
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Quiplash prompt: A message found in a bottle floating in the sea
Apphia: We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Barbeque
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Tim: Barbeque music or salt and vinegar music?
Apphia: Barbeque music.
Dan: *makes beat noises*
Tim: Dan, the human barbeque beat box.
Treehouse
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Apphia: Yeah. Topleka’s treehouse is *in* the Nile.
Music
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Apphia: Sorry I’m eating all your music.
George Foreman
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(Playing Catchphrase)
Apphia: He turns things to gold…
Tim: George Foreman!
Hobby
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Topleka: Heh. At least it’s a legal hobby.
Alan: as opposed to…?
Topleka: Umm…drug dealing.
Topleka: Shooting people, hacking, building bombs…
Topleka: Collecting art without permission from the previous owners.
Frat quad
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Alan: wonder where keith is…
Topleka: I bet he’s out partying at the Frat Quad.
Alan: XD of course
Tim: on the moon
Alan: the frat quad on the moon?
Reading
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Apphia: You don’t read.
Tim: Reading’s boring.
Apphia: You’re boring.
Tim: At least I don’t read.