Zeke: all this video needs is something exploding out of katy perry’s tits
Zeke: they don’t need the rest of katy perry
Zeke: just her tits
Zeke: mounted on a stand or a chair or something
Katy Perry
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Alan: it’s too hot to sleep 🙁
Ian: Take off your clothes and curl up in the fridge.
Ian: Get a hose and soak your mattress.
Ian: Sleep on an electric fan instead of a pillow..
Ian: Get into the washing machine and turn it on. (Make sure it’s not set to warm.)
Ian: Close your eyes and imagine a penguin.
Ian: It’s the middle of summer and a penguin is walking through the desert.
Alan: hm
Ian: The light of the sun causes smoke to come out of the penguin as it burns.
Ian: Oh no, the penguin fell into a pool of lava!
Ian: Suddenly, the air force firebombs the desert! The penguin is turning into vapor!
Ian: Are you feeling better?
Alan: yes
Alan: vapor penguins are very cooling
Ian: The penguin opens its eyes. Could it be, it has somehow survived? No! It’s in Hell! Aaaaa!
Earth day
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ima2ba: I was going to pay for a bus…
ima2ba: but then the bus driver was like, no you don’t need to pay…
ima2ba: And I was like, oh, okay.
ima2ba: And he was like, it’s Earth day. All buses in the Seattle area are free on Earth day.
ima2ba: Crazy liberal states.
Tiger robot
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Greg: Beep I am a robot.
Ian: That wasn’t very tiger-like.
Tim: You just killed the illusion. I just hope this doesn’t escalate and we get to your apartment for Carnival and you’re dressed up as a tiger robot.
Oyster
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Keith: The world is a bad oyster.
Keith: You can sing about better days, when the world was your oyster.
Bit shift
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gregh1983: Bit shift eyes!
Alan: <<_<<
Alan: >>_>>
gregh1983: That means everyone who’s standing in a line shuffles their eyes one socket to the left. Or to the right.
gregh1983: And you always take care to have an odd number of operations, so everyone goes home with a mismatched pair.
Ray Tracer
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Keith: It’s the ray tracer song!
Keith (singing): Ray tracer, lalalalala! Ray tracer. La, nyuh nyuh nyuh.
Alan: It should be the ray tracer is done song. I’d like that better.
Keith (singing): It is doneeee, it is doneeee…
Bouillon
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Greg: Do you know how weird it is to cheerfully serve up beef bouillon in french when people are expecting coffee or grape juice?
Monkey
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Keith: I don’t like monkeys. Havn’t you ever watched the videos of kids getting attacked by monkeys? It happens all the time!
Weather
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Alan: Why is this weather so nice?
Keith: Someone put a lot of care into making it?