Keith: I’m deathly allergic to lime Jello.
Keith: I eat it and turn into a volcano and explode.
Jello
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Reply
Ears
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Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He’s all, “My ears hurt from wearing a headset.”
Tim: Yeah. I know, right?
Alan: He has you on speaker.
Tim: He can hear us?
Ian: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they hurt in the… great way.
Tim: Greg’s ears are the best ears that ever eared.
The Fence
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Alan: Wait, did KGB take the fence?
teisenbe: Yeah, we prevented occupy. KGB rules with an iron fist.
Spanish
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Tim: To make a word spanish, you just use “el word-o”
Alan: So purple is… el purple-o?
Tim: Now you’re getting it.
Alan: The grape is el purpleo?
Tim: No! It’s “El the grape is purpleo!”
Fish
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Everett: The screen is swimming around. With Piranas. And Swordfish. And peacemaker fish that speak english and act as my peacetime negotiators with said aquatic life, so your wish of me not being gored by these swimmers is fufilled. I send one your way so you can also benefit from the help. They’re cheap, they work for food flakes.
Flambe
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Tim: Today’s special: Silicon-based life form flambe
Fat man
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Tim (singing): The fat mannnn… it’s a man with a fat.
Terror
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Keith: I shoot rays of terror at you.
Integration
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Keith: Yeah, derivation is much easier than integration. I mean, look at the South when they had to integrate their schools…
Wombs
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Alan: we made lots of babies, you’re falling behind
Alan: you havent met your monthly quota
Elenya DoUrden: the hell.
Elenya DoUrden: does she lay eggs or something?
Elenya DoUrden: becase my monthy quota is 1/9 of a baby.
Alan: she has batches of 10, and pops one out every month or so
Alan: well, every 9/10s of a month
Alan: and we replace it
Alan: better evolve another few wombs, bitch
Elenya DoUrden: i’m evolving as fast as i can!
Elenya DoUrden: just give me a few more months
Elenya DoUrden: then i’ll be popping out babies like no ones business