Glomp

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KaizokuNicoChan: Beware my Super Happy Funtime Cookie Glomp Mark Three! It has a 70% chance to charm you!
SoAL Gilder: oh i see
SoAL Gilder: no chance of that happening
KaizokuNicoChan: Nooo!!! +100% resistance to charm!? How…can this be!?
KaizokuNicoChan: I still have another status attack! BEWARE MY BEAK!!
KaizokuNicoChan: *performs ‘WTF?’ in which I run around aimlessly screaming “ZOMG CHICKEN PENGUIN KJADAKFASKFSL!!! HELP HELP OH YES TAKE ME OH NO HELP WHEE FUNTIME FUNTIME!!” Which has a 60% chance to confuse.*
SoAL Gilder: and i use Ev’s pet bird attack, go!
SoAL Gilder: it inflicts 500 poop damage on you
KaizokuNicoChan: Oh…..damn.

Emo

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SophrenX: just sending him a “meh” won’t do–he’ll think you’re all emo and sad and stuff
SoAL Gilder: its like elmo
SoAL Gilder: tickle me emo
SoAL Gilder: O.o holy crap i want to make that now
SophrenX: I thought about that the other day, ironically enough 😛
SoAL Gilder: take a tickle me elmo, dye its fur black, give it gothy makeup…
SophrenX: and everytime you tickle it, it can be all like “my life is a dark abyss”
SophrenX: or it cries instead of laugh 😛

An Alisa

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Vicki: What’s an alisa like?
Alisa: An Alisa is like a soft spring day when you’re on a picnic with your secret love. An Alisa is buttery like newly treated leather. An Alisa will fulfill your deepest desires and make you feel like the queen of the world. This is what an Alisa is like.