Eels

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O100100001101001: Eel! O_O
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo eel
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo electric eel?
CMU Alan V: elmo the emo eclectic electric eel
O100100001101001: Elmo the eccentric emo electric eel
CMU Alan V: elmo the eccentric emo eclectic electric eel
CMU Alan V: i dunno, i kinda like “eclectic electric eel” by itself
O100100001101001: Yeah, more concise.
CMU Alan V: i wonder what a eclectic eel would do
CMU Alan V: eat all sorts of fish nondiscrimatorily?
O100100001101001: Maybe it uses AC and DC power.

Square

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Alan: What’s the clock do?
Keith: Generates a square wave.
Keith (in sterotypical stupid-movie style): Dude, you’re square!
Alan: … That totally doesn’t sound like something you’d say.
Keith: Totally? Totally awesome!

Cat sushi

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Tim: What doesn’t Greg like?
Alan: sushi
Alan: we can make kitty sushi
Alan: he wont like that
Tim: Yes
Tim: I see no problem with this
Tim: I also suggest making cats out of sushi
Tim: Meow
Alan: wait… cats out of sushi?
Tim: Meow
Alan: i… dont understand
Tim: Step 1: Get sushi
Tim: Step 2: Build cat
Tim: Step 3: Meow