KaizokuNicoChan: Beware my Super Happy Funtime Cookie Glomp Mark Three! It has a 70% chance to charm you!
SoAL Gilder: oh i see
SoAL Gilder: no chance of that happening
KaizokuNicoChan: Nooo!!! +100% resistance to charm!? How…can this be!?
KaizokuNicoChan: I still have another status attack! BEWARE MY BEAK!!
KaizokuNicoChan: *performs ‘WTF?’ in which I run around aimlessly screaming “ZOMG CHICKEN PENGUIN KJADAKFASKFSL!!! HELP HELP OH YES TAKE ME OH NO HELP WHEE FUNTIME FUNTIME!!” Which has a 60% chance to confuse.*
SoAL Gilder: and i use Ev’s pet bird attack, go!
SoAL Gilder: it inflicts 500 poop damage on you
KaizokuNicoChan: Oh…..damn.

SoAL Gilder: whatd ya do?
EternalGilderLvr: walked, and chored.
SoAL Gilder: chored? O.o
SoAL Gilder: lol thats not a verb
EternalGilderLvr: Yeah it is!%^_^
SoAL Gilder: is it really?
EternalGilderLvr: Nope!^_^
SoAL Gilder: ^_^()