Tim: I’m not related to my dad. We have different hair shapes.
Hair
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Teletubby
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Alan: Did Tim throw his phone at you?
Ian: No, it’s some sort of plastic thing. It looks like part of a teletubby. Oh, were you a teletubby? Is this part of your costume? Alan, do you want to be a teletubby in the future?
Big plankton
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Alan: Babies! Big babies! Well, I guess they’re actually not big.
Mark: By definition they’re small.
Alan: Depends what you’re comparing them to.
Mark: I was comparing them to things bigger than babies.
Alan: I was comparing them to plankton.
Mark: I don’t know, I’ve seen some pretty big plankton.
Radio star
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Keith: Compilers kill the radio star.
Proof
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youji67859: booty call for evan!!
Alan: are we going to get evan some booty?
Alan: we should get him some chocolate pie instead
youji67859: lets get him a proof
youji67859: i can just immagine evan orgasaming to the end of a proof
youji67859: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Alan: hmm
Alan: let’s get him a prof
youji67859: mackey?
Alan: but mackey is very married
youji67859: this is why we can drug him
Alan: hmmm
Alan: i dont think this is a good plan
Boner
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nukeade: Jon, Justin and I started new characters, and they’re at Level 9. Adam is likely going to try to join us as well, so we’ll have a foursome. Then I played with Boner, and he made it up one level while narrowly avoiding death. But narrowly avoiding is still avoiding.
nukeade: They can’t play with Boner until… like level 65.
Alan: yay, foursome! 😀
Alan: with boner!
nukeade: Yeah, well my boner extrudes poison.
nukeade: And not the kind that causes swelling in Women, followed by no fewer than 18 years of agony.
Baby seals
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Ian: What if they build giant baby seal cubes. And start killing people?
Alan: Hmm…
Ian: And they could travel back in time and prevent us from making contact with aliens. Which would explain why we haven’t made contact with aliens. Curse you baby seals!
Endoscopy
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Simiao: If you like video games, you should go into endoscopy. It’s like one giant video game. You get to explore unknown areas, shoot things with your lasers, and use your mechanical arms.E
Chinese food
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Ian (“reading” a Chinese food ad): So did you eat chinese food today? Because you might not realize there’s a bomb in your stomach! And the only way to stop it from exploding is to continue filling your stomach with our delicious Chinese food!
Broken glass
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Tim: I LIKE BROKEN GLASS IT MAKES MY NOSE TICKLE