Alan: What (homework) problem you working on?
Keith: n
Alan: Where n is small?
Keith: No, where n is irrational.
Homework
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Reply
Mic stand
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Sharon: That’s what the mic stand is for-so you don’t have to hold the mic.
Trisha: Ian, want to sing?
Ian: I can hold the mic…
All night long
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Alan: What is happening?
Zeke: That’s what she said
Alan: All night long
Zeke: You’d think she’d figure out what’s happening after that
Unix
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Matt: Some operating systems make it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. Unix makes it easy to blow away your head with a sawed-off shotgun.
Travel
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(From Delancey Restaurant, right next to Sharon’s apartment complex)
Mark: Should we take the Muni to Sharon’s?
Alan: No, let’s take the BART to SFO and fly to Oakland and take the BART to Embarcadero and Muni here.
Mark: No, take the BART to San Francisco airport and the bus back up.
Ian: You can rent a car and drive into the water.
Vacuum
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Keith (singing): Death and destruction, incredible suction.
Keith: It’s called ‘The Earth got stuck in a vacuum.'”
Three stupid chicks
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Ian: This is Stupid Minority Chick Flick Number Three. In the future, there will be three stupid chicks and, together, they can predict the future.
Later…
Ian: You should direct Stupid Minority Chick Flick Number Three. It’ll become a classic like Bruce Lee’s Big Book of Hurt, Volume Two.
Goddess
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Tim: On my list of things I want to be when I grow up, I don’t think “Domestic Goddess” is on there… or near the bottom.
Bikinis
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Sharon: I buy my swimwear online from Zappos.
Charles: You don’t buy locally-grown bikinis?
Scrabble
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Tim: Keith put the “ofa” in “sofa.” Aww, you took my spot.
Keith: Were you going to put the “oup” in “soup?”
Later…
Keith: So putting the “ofa” in “sofa” was a good idea?
Tim: Always
Keith: I guess that’s better than putting the “ouch” in “couch.”
Later…
Tim: Your sofa ruins everything, Keith!