Ian: It’s like auto insurance… where you buy insurance from yourself.
Insurance
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Mu
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matts0226: look, it’s mathcow!
matts0226: ?
Polyps
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Simiao: Yogurt’s good. It refills your colon.
Ben: My colon’s full of the only thing it needs.
Simiao: Polyps?
Romance
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Andy: It’s like an interspecies romance that ends in sorrow. Like Romeo and Juliet.
Sushi
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Alan: I AM ANGRY GRRRR
nukeade: OBVIOUSLY!
Alan: YOUR SUSHI MADE ME POOP WORMS GRRRR
Alan: WORMY WORM WORMS
nukeade: OMG COOL!
Babies
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Tim: Did you know all food at India Garden is made from ground babies? Democratic babies too. Just trying to add more controversy. And they fry food in democratic baby blood. If I’m elected… I’d be surprised.
Power Grid
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Trisha: You guys ever played Power Grid?
Mark: Yes.
Trisha: Well, we were drunk. So I spent like 40 minutes figuring out the shortest path.
Android
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Zeke: the latest Android version statue is…. creepy
Zeke: the next version is rumored to be named “ice cream”
Zeke: I hope it gets a 2 Girls, 1 Cup statue
Zeke: with a creamy android coming out the butt
Saran wrap
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*Alan ties a CtFwS armband around adrake’s head over his eyes
adrake: This is the world’s worst blindfold.
glisson: I can think of worse. Saran wrap.
teisenbe: Saran wrap is a good blindfold. They stop seeing after a while.
Later…
scorri: I just got the saran wrap. Bad teisenbe. No killing.
Margaret: teisenbe, I have to agree with scorri here. You’re not allowed to kill people unless I tell you you can.
Ditch
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Ian: When I die I just want to be thrown into some ditch somewhere so I can freak out little kids when they stumble upon me.