SoAL Gilder: spanish- studied vocab, wrote funny story with akshat abt bill clinton and his clone
Elenya DoUrden: my god
Elenya DoUrden: my non existant god
SoAL Gilder: ?
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: y
SoAL Gilder: whats wrong
Elenya DoUrden: bill clinton????
Elenya DoUrden: <<-- still laughing SoAL Gilder: ... SoAL Gilder: actually, bill clintons clone killed george bush SoAL Gilder: and bill became dictator of canada SoAL Gilder: and then he killed "casa blanbca" SoAL Gilder: and everyone ran away to brazil SoAL Gilder: and his dog died so he was sad SoAL Gilder: I think that was basically it Elenya DoUrden: LOL!

SoAL Gilder: i drew a pretty picture in orchestra
Elenya DoUrden: really
SoAL Gilder: it was a girl
Elenya DoUrden: what of?
Elenya DoUrden: k
SoAL Gilder: pamala anderson I think it was
SoAL Gilder: big boobs
SoAL Gilder: it was fun to draw
Elenya DoUrden: …
Elenya DoUrden: i’ll bet
SoAL Gilder: wanna see it sometime?
SoAL Gilder: Ill scan it..oh wait
SoAL Gilder: nm
SoAL Gilder: Mita tore it up after I labeled the picture “Mita”
SoAL Gilder: I thought it was flattering…
SoAL Gilder: girls are so weird
SoAL Gilder: but dont girls WANT big boobs?

SoAL Gilder: yes, im mad 😛
SoAL Gilder: can u tell?
Elenya DoUrden: hey, if you don’t want to cuss i will for you
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: ok plz do
Elenya DoUrden: HOLY FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING CUNT LICKING ASS RAMMING SUPERINTENDANT
Elenya DoUrden: that good enough?

SoAL Gilder: O.o
Elenya DoUrden: o.O
Elenya DoUrden: .oO
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: .Oo
SoAL Gilder: Oo.
SoAL Gilder: oO.
SoAL Gilder: i eat cake
SoAL Gilder: taei kaec
SoAL Gilder: take ciae
SoAL Gilder: taki caee
SoAL Gilder: i take eca
SoAL Gilder: i take ace
SoAL Gilder: 😀
Elenya DoUrden: darn you
SoAL Gilder: your dna
SoAL Gilder: ….ty doesnt get it
Elenya DoUrden: LOL
Elenya DoUrden: because you’re not telling him what you’re doing
SoAL Gilder: lol
Elenya DoUrden: ‘i drink piss’, huh?
Elenya DoUrden: no wonder he’s confused
SoAL Gilder: it was his!
SoAL Gilder: he said “i drink piss”
SoAL Gilder: and i played with it
SoAL Gilder: ….
SoAL Gilder: THAT SOUNDS WRONG

Elenya DoUrden: youleft me AGAIN
Elenya DoUrden: you dare you
Elenya DoUrden: oops
Elenya DoUrden: how*?
Elenya DoUrden: oi
Elenya DoUrden: nevermind, i’m not in the mood.
Elenya DoUrden: hello?
Elenya DoUrden: can we be friends?
Elenya DoUrden: i can be a good friend
Elenya DoUrden: i listen well
Elenya DoUrden: sometimes…
Elenya DoUrden: unless i’m talking
Elenya DoUrden: i love everybody
Elenya DoUrden: but they think i’m crazy nuts
Elenya DoUrden: but they love me too
Elenya DoUrden: tee hee!
Elenya DoUrden: even michael manhart
Elenya DoUrden: he’s my section leader
Elenya DoUrden: damn euphoniums
Elenya DoUrden: from the greek ‘euphonius’ = ‘sweet sounding’
Elenya DoUrden: tee hee again!
Elenya DoUrden: are you there?
Elenya DoUrden: i miss you
Elenya DoUrden: my brother is in 7th grade
Elenya DoUrden: wow, huh?
Elenya DoUrden: where’s the time go?
Elenya DoUrden: i saw mrs torak in a bookstore the other day
Elenya DoUrden: it was pretty cool
Elenya DoUrden: i like her
Elenya DoUrden: do dee do…
Elenya DoUrden: doo dee doo, actually, if i want to get the sylables right
Elenya DoUrden: but i don’t
Elenya DoUrden: ’cause i don’t really care
Elenya DoUrden: my friend wants to take his 15 year old girlfriend to england for their two year anniversary next year.
Elenya DoUrden: people are so serious about relationships at our age!
Elenya DoUrden: seriously, we’re not even 18 yet…
Elenya DoUrden: well, he is, but so?
Elenya DoUrden: shannon wants to live with her bf when she graduates
Elenya DoUrden: isn’t it a bit much?
SoAL Gilder: im back 🙂
SoAL Gilder: ummm…. O.o

SoAL Gilder: ill just call you Kat
Elenya DoUrden: sure
Elenya DoUrden: what else would you call me?
Elenya DoUrden: besides dead sexy?
SoAL Gilder: lol dunno
SoAL Gilder: hahahaha
SoAL Gilder: kat, i want you
SoAL Gilder: i want your hot bod
Elenya DoUrden: oh HELL yes
Elenya DoUrden: i’m too sexy for you
SoAL Gilder: i want to lay you on my bed and pound away at you
Elenya DoUrden: you couldn’t handle me
SoAL Gilder: with a hammer…..
SoAL Gilder: 😛
Elenya DoUrden: LOL
Elenya DoUrden: that was really good
Elenya DoUrden: i like
SoAL Gilder: thx?
Elenya DoUrden: now i need to watch my back for hammers…
Elenya DoUrden: that must mean i’m pretty tired
Elenya DoUrden: i’m not going to be able to stop laughing
SoAL Gilder: go to bed
Elenya DoUrden: only with you, my dear
SoAL Gilder: oohhh

SoAL Gilder: im studying male reproductive disorders
SoAL Gilder: aint health fun?
SoAL Gilder: I get to learn about impotence, and circumcision, and androgen deficiency!
SoAL Gilder: ooh and premature eajaculation!
Elenya DoUrden: um…
Elenya DoUrden: you’re serious??

SoAL Gilder: thisisthepassword
Elenya DoUrden: okay
Elenya DoUrden: what’s the password?
SoAL Gilder: thisisthepassword
Elenya DoUrden: …
Elenya DoUrden: oh, right

SoAL Gilder: reminds me of that teddy bear in the commercial
SoAL Gilder: the one for the fabric softener
SoAL Gilder: *the bear sunggles you*
Elenya DoUrden: !
Elenya DoUrden: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elenya DoUrden: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF