Alan: The mailman is in there.
Ian: Better than the female man.
Alan: Um?
Ian: I mean, you’d rather encounter the male man than the female man, right?
Mailman
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Reply
Paincorn
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Tim: Still want to hurt me?
Ian: Yeah, I’m going to get this corn. Which is really painful corn. It’s
Ian and Tim: Paincorn!
Tim: Oh man, there should be a painful unicorn that’s a painicorn!
Born twice
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Greg: Hm. I’ve never been produced before. Do I have a certificate of authenticity?
Tim: Isn’t that what the birth certificate is?
Greg: Well, I do have one of those. In two languages now.
Ian: Whoa. Were you born twice?
Nose job
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nukeade: HAHAHAHHA “what a nose job feels like”? I’ve heard about boobjobs, and handjobs, and blowjobs, and footjobs… but a nose job? That sounds nasty.
nukeade: I want to fuck a girl in the nose now.
nukeade: Double penetration!!!
Milk
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Alan: You should stop drinking milk. You’re killing cows. Where do you think milk comes from? It’s the blood of cows that have died for YOU.
Tim: Does that mean it’s full of he-moo-globin?
Not very happy hour
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Ian: You should have a not very happy hour. You go in and everyone is frowning.
Tiger linguistics
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Alan: Blah. Ablah. Blah.
Greg: Grrrrrrah. Agrrrrrrah. Grrrrrrah.
Tim: I don’t even know what that is.
Greg: Linguistics for tigers.
Whale
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Ian: What happened to the whale?
Dan: Oh, it exploded some more, so I threw it away.
Tim: I don’t know the context behind that, and I don’t think I want to know…
Scrambled
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Keith: My brain is egged. Scrambled.
Sperms
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matts0226: OMG SPERMS ALL OVER MY FACE I CAN FEEL THEIR LITTLE TAILS