Keith: My pants are ringing…
Ring ring
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Hacker
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Keith: This is the hacker’s army, and I’m Colonel Panic!
Italian
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Sharon: I think you checked in to this coffeeshop.
Zeke: They’re all Italian. Are you going to tell me all black people look the same next?
Ian: They all have Italian names.
Ticklish
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*Scorri tickles adrake’s knee
adrake: Eep!
scorri: I found where adrake is ticklish!
adrake: I’m only tickish once.
teisenbe: Because afterward we break your kneecap.
Bed parasites
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Alan: sleep well
Alan: don’t let the remote-controlled-robotic-bed-parasites eat your brains
Alan: …or, you know, bite
gregh1983: Or, you know, byte.
Pigs
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Ian: Spruce Trees and Pig Nooks of Dirt, Volume Two. It’s like the nooks that pigs dig, but they’re full of dirt now. It’s an exciting nature program.
Fire
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Ian: It’s like cereal, except instead of milk you use fire
Superstar
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Sophren: why are you going up (to New York)?
Alan: job interview
Alan: they want “superstar” programmers
Alan: im nowhere close
Alan: im like subpar
Sophren: superstar? sounds like you should bust in the office like american idol
Sophren: instantly hired!
Barbeque
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Tim: Barbeque music or salt and vinegar music?
Apphia: Barbeque music.
Dan: *makes beat noises*
Tim: Dan, the human barbeque beat box.
Mailman
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Alan: The mailman is in there.
Ian: Better than the female man.
Alan: Um?
Ian: I mean, you’d rather encounter the male man than the female man, right?