Hungry

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Alan: salad, turkey/veggie burgers, blackberries
Alan: om nom nom nom
Zeke: you always IM me when I’m getting hungry
Alan: go eat
Zeke: since you haven’t IMed in a couple of days
Zeke: I’m almost dead now

KoL

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Keith: You’re playing KoL… You horrible person. You should go… shoot kittens.
Alan: It’s an asshat. You make it by combining two bum cheeks.
Keith: That’s lovely. In fact, that’s lovely beyond words. So, so lovely.

Pet tigers

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Tim: Grr. Now he’s a British tiger robot.
Ian: That’s the worst kind of tiger robot.
Tim: Now I’m wondering is it a robot in the shape of a tiger? Someone goes to pet it and it eats you.
Ian: Why would someone pet a tiger?
Tim: Because some people are stupid.