Sergio: Who here doesn’t think nipples are important?
Ben: They’re like little eyes.
Sergio: Always looking in opposite directions.
Jon: Like an antelope.
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Sperpes
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(In a discussion about exotic diseases, leading to diseases from Europa.)
Sergio: It’d be cool to have life in our solar system.
Jon: Even if it’s microbial?
Ben: Now you can get space herpes!
Jon: We’ll call it sperpes.
Pittsburgh
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(Ben is moving to Seattle)
Simiao: How long have you lived in Pittsburgh?
Ben: 6 and a half years.
Simiao: How can you not be sentimental?
Jon: It’s Pittsburgh.
Rear
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Joy: Will and I are kicking ass in the rear.
Greg: That is usually where those things are found.
Guns
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Ben: You go, Will. Stick to your guns. Cling to your guns.
Jon: Let them caress you in the night.
Cowbell
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(In a discussion about outfitting the Kiltie Band with cowbells)
Dan: Oo, partymart.com/cowbell
Keith: Is that a sponsored link?
Dan: Maybe. Aw, there are no cowbells on this page.
Alan: You should fix that.
Dan: Yeah, I’ll call someone at Mountain View. “This page needs more cowbell. No really.”
Water
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Eric: The nice thing about California is they’re required to have free air and water. Well, compressed air. The stuff at atmospheric pressure is free at all gas stations.
Kilts
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Eric: Kilts are manly!
Vicki: Women in miniskirts are manlier than all y’all.
Paul: That’s what I tell them.
Toast
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(Discussing breakfast options)
Eric: Toast with awesome things on it. Like naked ladies.
Dan: Wouldn’t the toast be on them? Like pasties? Should we just call them toasties?
Play
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(Playing Nertz)
Eric: Play your 8 of clubs, Dan!
Dan: Where?
Eric: There!
(Dan plays it)
Eric: Thank you! Do I have to do everything for you?
Dan: I would prefer that.